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re: Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers?

Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:03 am to
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11469 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:03 am to
The only time I mind this is when it happens at a crappy gas station with a single bathroom and I know I got a line forming
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
17069 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:04 am to
Shitting your pants is much worse… If I’m at a toilet and need to take a dump I don’t care…. Except the time in college when I had to take a dump at Fred’s
This post was edited on 9/1/21 at 10:07 am
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10677 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:04 am to
Once I hit 30, I will crap anywhere and everywhere. Doesn't bother me. Rest stops, malls, Mexican restaurants. I've just accepted two data facts (one anecdotal):

1. You not catching diseases from toilet seats

2. The worse it stinks, the more privacy you will have.

Crap your pants once, you learn to accept the hard truths above.
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:05 am to
Just be thankful you made it to the can, it’s much worse if you don’t and spray paint the entire toilet, bathroom, and your pants.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19312 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:06 am to
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Has to be one of the most humiliating things in the whole world



Worse than this?

Posted by jbraua
Oklahoma City, OK
Member since Oct 2007
6795 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:07 am to
quote:

I can't stand American public bathrooms.


I have been in some foreign countries where bathrooms are co-ed. You come out of the stall and see a woman washing her hands. The doors to the stalls run to the floor, but they have those slats in them so everything is still clearly audible and olfactive. EVERYTHING.
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
50015 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:11 am to
quote:

at that point I would think your dignity has already left the building


It becomes survival of the fittest
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7882 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:14 am to
Yes, having to take a loud, stinking shite at an acquaintance's house. I can walk away from a stranger, but no walking away when you lay down a stinky poop at a dinner party.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30870 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:15 am to
I could think of over a thousand things worse
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
6160 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:16 am to
Airplane bathroom, where you have to walk forward, and then back. I have taken several poops on the plane, and I always try to make it happen fast enough that people think I must have just peed while in there.

I have heard someone struggling in the bathroom on the plane once, and it was near landing, and she wouldn't leave the toilet. When we landed, you could hear that she fell. The lady exited after landing, and was as white as a sheet.
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:21 am to
Your problem is too much dairy.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24637 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:23 am to
My office is 3/4ths women in a 2 bathroom converted house. I dont poop unless its an absolute emergency or a bunch of people are out of the office.
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
1255 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:24 am to
How about taking a hungover shite in the back of a king air in front of your boss and work team. No partition, no privacy, only shame.
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
8985 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers?



I have a habitual underroller in my office. TP and paper towels. Pure insanity.

Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31963 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:31 am to
I always end up laughing right after
Posted by rebel cat
Member since Mar 2020
1565 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:31 am to
Shitting at a Alabama welcome center. Pack your own roll.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:32 am to
Walked into a truck stop bathroom once and there was splattered diarrahea all over the entire stall. Looked like a brutal murder scene but instead of blood it was shite.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Walked into a truck stop bathroom once and there was splattered diarrahea all over the entire stall. Looked like a brutal murder scene but instead of blood it was shite.



sorry bro, Indian food the night before, it was all I could do just to make it to the restroom
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10548 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:34 am to
I'd rather shite around strangers than people I know, honestly
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2143 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 10:53 am to
I went to Indy 500 once in the late 80s/early 90s. The bathroom in the infield just had a row of toilets against the wall with no partitions or doors. Most of the Baws had their heads down not making eye contact. One fat dude was sitting back like a boss smoking a cigarette. A Jeff Gordon fan was passed out on the toilet, pants on the floor leaning back against the wall.

I was very careful about what I ate the rest of the day.
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