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re: Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers?

Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:04 am to
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:04 am to
i can tell the op never had a prostate exam
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5142 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:25 am to
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How about taking a hungover shite in the back of a king air in front of your boss and work team. No partition, no privacy, only shame.


Epitome of shitting on company time
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17537 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:38 am to
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Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers


How to tell us you've never been to basic without saying you've never been to basic
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5164 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:53 am to
Ah, the good ole beer squirts with no electricity and a house full of people. Fun times
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12272 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:55 am to
I had to emergency shite once on the side of the road. Dropped pants and grabbed the bumper while cars passed by watching shite hanging out my arse. Pretty embarrassing but I guess it was better than shitting all over myself in the truck.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6819 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:58 am to
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can't stand American public bathrooms. Give me a goddamned door and walls that meet the floor


This doesn't bother me, provided there is at least enough wall where strangers only see my lower legs and shoes. Seen some places where another inch higher and you'd see someone's arse on the seat. Wtf.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90876 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 11:59 am to
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there anything worse than shitting around strangers?


Shitting around people you know.

Don’t give a shite about strangers. I’ll come out of the stall and make eye contact and just grin
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29226 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:01 pm to
It doesn’t bother me but I don’t really have loud bowel movements though
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6819 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:01 pm to
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having strangers shite around you


This is the shite that bothers me. Can be in a bathroom with five stalls and pick either end or the middle to properly space out and some mother fricker will come in and sit in the stall right next to you. Takes a psychopath to do that
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15360 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:02 pm to
In the service they don’t even have dividers baw.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7657 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:04 pm to
Im currently on light duty doing admin crap and the mens is right across from the 2 butchy female bosses of this office. I hate going here but it's cleaner than the gas station.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90876 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:36 pm to
Our football field house has one big room with showers so we all showered together and 2 toilets with a divider on the side but no door and when you shite you faced the shower so everyone in the shower would see you shite.

You get used to it. It only sucked for people with tiny dicks who got laughed at and thankfully I was normal sized
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90876 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:40 pm to
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It’s worse when you’re in a holding cell with seven other guys and it’s a small room with an open toilet


In this situation your butthole is probably loose and it won’t make sounds when you shite anyways
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:47 pm to
Just embrace it like these guys.

ToIlet scene
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16949 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:52 pm to
Try having diarrhea on a red eye to Europe when the closest shitter is opposite the flight attendants jump seats.

Talk about multiple walks of shame.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16548 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 12:55 pm to
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Americans are soft these days. Everyone used to shower and shite around each other like it was nothing prior to the 90s. I went to 3 High Schools and only 1 had reasonable showers for gym/ athletes. We showered around each other and yes in the beginning it sucks but after a week its nothing and by the end of the year its perfectly normal.

My dad still tells the story about how his football locker room only had 2 shitters and they were in the middle of the locker room with no walls. Now that's owning it.


We had a bathroom in the fraternity house that had 2 showers with no stall or partition across from 3 toilets with no stalls or partitions. Showering before class with someone hungover on the shitter 5 feet away was always a great start to the day.

Visiting locker room facilities for high school football games were always an experience as well
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90876 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 1:02 pm to
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Shitting at a Alabama welcome center.


I always love having to stop at random rest stops to shite on a road trip. Especially at night. Sitting there all quiet nobody in there lights dim as frick. Just waiting to be murdered
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90876 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 1:04 pm to
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A Jeff Gordon fan was passed out on the toilet, pants on the floor leaning back against the wall.


Missed an opportunity to have fun with a magic marker
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4909 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 1:04 pm to
Don’t hold back. shite as if your life depends on it. You’ll feel better and it’ll be over.

Just don’t ride it. Flush the damn toilet.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
2906 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 1:11 pm to
Have you ever taken a dump in TS about 15-20 years ago? North endzone bathroom? No doors to speak of. Try doing that, especially drinking 2 bloodys, a dozen beers, many shots of rumple, hi-balls, eating hot sausage and other stuff. I know from experience. Missed an entire half one game vs Moo St. Could've sworn it was battery acid in the toilet. Brutal
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