re: What's a random life accomplishment you hold dear that no one gives a shite about

I still have zero cavities because I clean my mouth regularly.

Hole in one. 4th hole Selman Field (RIP) in Monroe. August 2001.

Two chicks at the same time

I won a "smallest dick" contest.

Made it from Diamondhead MS to Siegen in 1h 17m.

When I was a junior in high school my math teacher asked me to go to the county math contest. There were 104 schools, and I think you competed against others in your grade. There were a couple of people from my class that had been going every year, but I didn't know it existed until I was asked to go as a junior. So that's 104 schools, and I think the schools were allowed to send a few people per grade, so you're competing against a lot of people. The top ten places in each class got a trophy.

So I came in 10th place in my class and got a trophy on my first try. The other guys who had been going every year didn't get jack shite in all the times they went. I was still pissed that my teachers didn't ask me to go until junior year, and yes, after that I was pretty smug about that trophy with the straight-A students who had been going every year. I still have that trophy.

I got 5's on every AP test I took in High School. AP European History, AP US History, AP Economics and AP Literature. When I switched majors after my freshman year I didnt lose any progress because of this which was kinda nice. For AP European History I didnt take in in 10th grade like the rest of my classmates because I heard the teacher was a retard. A new teacher took it over my senior year that I had had 3 classes with already (World History, AP US and a WW2 Class) and he asked me to sign up and take it with him and help some of the 10th graders adjust to the class and what was required. Best teacher I ever had

I was in a mildly successful punk rock band from the time I was 14 through 25ish. We started out as just four friends that went to high school together (in a tiny class of 80 people) and ended up getting a record deal and touring after about 6-7 years of playing shows all around Arkansas and the surrounding states.

We disbanded after recording our first full length album because the lead singer and bassist didn't like touring and wanted to go home to their girlfriends at the time. I was pissed.

The pinnacles of my short career as a musician were: buying our first food with money we earned playing a gig, getting recognized in an AT&T store while paying my phone bill, having sex outdoors with a "groupie" in Texas that had just watched us play, and opening for Fallout Boy and Panic! At the Disco before they were big

Made it into Mississippi’s version of LSMSA and got a full ride to Harvard that I turned down. It’s all been downhill since.

I won 3 separate art contests in high school that my art teacher put me up for. 2 paintings and 1 sculpture.

My friends never knew because I thought it wasn't cool to be artistic. I never picked up a paintbrush or clay after high school and I'm 41. Not even sure if I'd be any good anymore.

shite, my job is as right brained as it gets, so I don't even use that natural artistic/creative skillset.