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re: What is the largest/most dangerous animal that can be defeated by a human without tech?
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:38 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:38 pm to Darth_Vader
I have a cousin who’s worked at a zoo in Texas since 1988 and has worked with chimps. They’re not as strong as made out to be and no formal tests have been done to measure strength.
Also, they’re strong only in certain ways.
Also, they’re strong only in certain ways.
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Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:45 pm to The Silverback
those MFers will bite you and chew your face off if they have to.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:21 pm to weagle99
A soy boy is the correct answer.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:55 pm to lynxcat
Good luck kicking a walrus any
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:57 pm to weagle99
I could probably kick a flounder's arse.
Posted on 7/23/21 at 11:59 pm to The Silverback
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I have a cousin who’s worked at a zoo in Texas since 1988 and has worked with chimps
quote:Checks out. What's your cousin's name? Koko?
by The Silverback
Posted on 7/24/21 at 12:09 am to weagle99
I guess an alligator. I don’t know what you do to hurt the gator while using your hands to keep it’s jaw shut tho. Maybe butt stuff.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:34 am to weagle99
Depends of if fire is considered tech. Early man defeated mammoths with fire and a spear.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:40 am to weagle99
Does a sharp stick count as tech?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:50 am to The Silverback
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And to the person who said no way to a bobcat, I know someone who had one as a pet who kept it contained and fought off without a lot of trouble.
How many people have been killed by a bobcat?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:53 am to weagle99
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:19 am to Jim Rockford
Video makes me want to punch a kangaroo so bad
Posted on 7/24/21 at 8:04 am to StringedInstruments
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The frick is Donald gonna do when the wolf crunches his forearm into little bits with a single bite?
A man like Aaron Donald would wreck a wolf in less than a minute.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 8:50 am to Darth_Vader
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This thing will literally rip your arm off and beat you to death with it. And he may or may not rip your face off before he does so
And then frick your dead corpse.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 8:52 am to AU66
Even if you get a hold of their mouth, those frickers will then claw your guts out with their back legs.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 9:01 am to Y.A. Tittle
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How many people have been killed by a bobcat?
Lynx are larger, and are no threat to humans, except maybe toddlers and infants.
Wolverines are badasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SOjmJG73UI
LINK
Posted on 7/24/21 at 9:04 am to The Silverback
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Wrong. Somebody has fought off and killed a leopard with his bare hands. I believed this has happened multiple times.
There are a variety of leopards. I think you’re going to have to specify size and type. I’d bet the leopards defeated were on the small size and young.
An Indian Leopard has gotten up to 171 lbs. That thing is mauling your arse and eating you alive.
And a Black Panther is technically a melanistic leopard or Jaguar.
Good luck. I’m not fricking with a leopard praying I get lucky before it jumps on my back and sinks it’s daggers into my neck.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 9:04 am to Jim Rockford
I don’t know what’s funnier…the baw running up and punching the kangaroo…..or the kangaroo having the dog in a headlock….or the dog hauling arse when he gets loose.
This is an internet masterpiece
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 9:05 am
Posted on 7/24/21 at 9:09 am to Stonehog
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Blue whale, just jump in the blowhole like a cork.
Until it dives a 500 feet down and sits there for an hour. Can you hold your breath longer than a blue whale?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 9:10 am to Athos
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And a Black Panther
my great grandmother(no pics,) killed one of those with a pair of scissors(a pair of tailor's scissors, about a foot long)
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