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re: What is the largest/most dangerous animal that can be defeated by a human without tech?

Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64392 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:17 pm to
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In before Chimpanzee


I pity anyone dumb enough to think they could take on a Chimpanzee.



This thing will literally rip your arm off and beat you to death with it. And he may or may not rip your face off before he does so.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:24 pm to
If you're a bad arse like this guy, it's a leopard.



Killed a leopard with his bare hands
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:26 pm to
I think I’ve settled on a coyote. You are going to get cut tf up but I think if you can get your hands on it you can choke it out, slam it against a wall. It’s going to be a very nasty bloody battle but one winnable by man
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8225 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:27 pm to
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A shark. Drag it into shore. Let it suffocate to death.


Tell me about this dragging process sans tech.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:28 pm to
Largest: one of those galopogus tortusses.
Posted by Niner
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:28 pm to
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Maybe a leopard



This has to be a joke, right?

ETA:
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Porter Osborne Jr

Holy.........

I stand corrected....
This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 9:36 pm
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25311 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:29 pm to
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What is the largest animal that can be defeated by a human without tech?


Gary Chambers?
This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 9:29 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:29 pm to
A guy on Alone killed a wolverine with his bare hands I think.
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25553 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:38 pm to
I can trap without tech. What is techie about a hole in the ground?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39972 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:41 pm to
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33856 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:46 pm to
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Clothing is considered technology.


What about just a battle axe? That's what I wear when I go to renaissance festivals.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37437 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:50 pm to
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A guy on Alone killed a wolverine with his bare hands I think.


He used a bow and arrow and then a hatchet
This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 9:52 pm
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33856 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:50 pm to
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I mean, our brain is our main weapon and we can’t use it?




Agreed, this thread is dumb. If you went back in our evolution to when we were at the apex of combined intelligence and raw strength we would all be as dumb as oweo but have glorious legs that actually worked.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
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Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:52 pm to
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US woman’s soccer team member


Hamster
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29472 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 9:53 pm to
Can these threads go away?

Feels like my five-year-old is posting theoretical questions
Posted by InBRagainstmywill
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:04 pm to
Hillary Clinton
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101293 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:14 pm to
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I wouldn’t frick with any primate.


I’m pretty sure I could frick up one of those little pygmy monkeys that could like fit in the palm of my hand.
Posted by AU66
Northport Al
Member since Sep 2006
3264 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:16 pm to
I think if a man can keep his head and not panic we would have a good chance against any mid size cat or dog/wolf, a lot of these types have only one weapon, while claws hurt if you can avoid most animals mouths you can survive. We can bring all of our extremities into play.
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:33 pm to
Coyote or bobcat is pretty good answers
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 10:34 pm to
Wrong. Somebody has fought off and killed a leopard with his bare hands. I believed this has happened multiple times.

And to the person who said no way to a bobcat, I know someone who had one as a pet who kept it contained and fought off without a lot of trouble.

In this scenario it’s also important to take into account who the human is. Is it an average joe or a Hafþór Björnsson or Nathan Holle?
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