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Public Restroom Oddity
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:38 pm
I’m at the office today and go in to take a post lunch dump.
There are 4 stalls and I prefer the One farthest from then door, (we will call it #4).
4 is taken so I go in to 2, leaving 3 as a DMZ between us.
A guy comes in and sits down in 1. I hear him shite, wipe and flush. He stands up, pulls up pants and gets all set. Walks out of 1 past me, in to 3 and drops trough. He shits in 3, wipes, flushes, gets up, gets buttoned and tucked and leaves.
I know it was the same dude because I could see his shoes under the stall the whole time.
What the hell??
There are 4 stalls and I prefer the One farthest from then door, (we will call it #4).
4 is taken so I go in to 2, leaving 3 as a DMZ between us.
A guy comes in and sits down in 1. I hear him shite, wipe and flush. He stands up, pulls up pants and gets all set. Walks out of 1 past me, in to 3 and drops trough. He shits in 3, wipes, flushes, gets up, gets buttoned and tucked and leaves.
I know it was the same dude because I could see his shoes under the stall the whole time.
What the hell??
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Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:40 pm to TygerTyger
He was patiently waiting for you to make use of the glory hole.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:40 pm to TygerTyger
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What the hell??
it's a gay invite to butt play
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:40 pm to TygerTyger
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I could see his shoes under the stall the whole time
He was propositioning you baw(ette).
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:41 pm to TygerTyger
Baw just establishing dominance.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:41 pm to TygerTyger
Just making sure that #3 got some work in, or Taco Bell came back with reinforcements and he destroyed 1 and decided to go to a new area.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:41 pm to TygerTyger
quote:
I’m at the office today and go in to take a post lunch dump.
There are 4 stalls and I prefer the One farthest from then door, (we will call it #4).
4 is taken so I go in to 2, leaving 3 as a DMZ between us.
A guy comes in and sits down in 1. I hear him shite, wipe and flush. He stands up, pulls up pants and gets all set. Walks out of 1 past me, in to 3 and drops trough. He shits in 3, wipes, flushes, gets up, gets buttoned and tucked and leaves.
I know it was the same dude because I could see his shoes under the stall the whole time.
What the hell??
Clearly he was establishing his dominance. I'm assuming you were in the women's restroom.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:41 pm to TygerTyger
Probably thought he was done and had something start knocking when he got up. Old people be like that
And who wants to shite where someone just shite. Obviously going to use #3
And who wants to shite where someone just shite. Obviously going to use #3
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:45 pm to TygerTyger
You know damn well you were looking at everyone's feet afterward trying to find the same shoes.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:45 pm to TygerTyger
I find what you did just as odd.
First, shitting in public.
secondly, shitting long enough to have someone else start well after you, and completely shite twice before you finish.
First, shitting in public.
secondly, shitting long enough to have someone else start well after you, and completely shite twice before you finish.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:47 pm to TygerTyger
How do you know he wiped?
You were peeking. Admit it.
You were peeking. Admit it.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:49 pm to TygerTyger
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There are 4 stalls and I prefer the One farthest from then door, (we will call it #4).
4 is always the dirtiest, FYI.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:51 pm to TygerTyger
maybe 1 was out of TP after he wiped so he moved to 3 to finish up
that or hes just a liberal, nothing they say or do makes sense
that or hes just a liberal, nothing they say or do makes sense
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:57 pm to TygerTyger
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He stands up, pulls up pants and gets all set. Walks out of 1 past me, in to 3 and drops trough. He shits in 3, wipes, flushes, gets up, gets buttoned and tucked and leaves.
That move is called the "Little Big Horn" and it was really popular in public restrooms until the late 70's or so.
It is done to overwhelm your fellow occupants so that you don't finish at the same time and have to awkwardly wash your hands together next to each other.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 2:57 pm to TygerTyger
I've experienced the phenomena of being certain a shite is all but done, even so far as having wiped and pulled my pants back up, only to have to poop out a bit more. Perhaps that's what this fellow experienced.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:06 pm to Hoodie
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I've experienced the phenomena of being certain a shite is all but done, even so far as having wiped and pulled my pants back up, only to have to poop out a bit more.
The older you get the more used to it you will become as well. One of life's little frick you for growing old and beating the odds earlier in life.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:07 pm to Tortious
Yep. Gravity happened.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:09 pm to SouthernStyled
To address several questions:
Yeah, can't lie, I looked at shoes on the way back to my office. No luck on a positive ID.
I know he wiped because I heard the toilet paper roll spinning. He's definitely a wadder not a folder. No poke through for this dude.
I take my time when I shitting. It's my time to catch up on the OT
The "Little Big Horn" had me almost spit coffee
Yeah, can't lie, I looked at shoes on the way back to my office. No luck on a positive ID.
I know he wiped because I heard the toilet paper roll spinning. He's definitely a wadder not a folder. No poke through for this dude.
I take my time when I shitting. It's my time to catch up on the OT
The "Little Big Horn" had me almost spit coffee
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:10 pm to TygerTyger
You have to drop a load in a public restroom? Sounds poor.
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:12 pm to greenbean
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You have to drop a load in a public restroom? Sounds poor.
you girls sure are shy about taking a dump anywhere but in your own powder room, who doesn't unload a deuce at work ffs?
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