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It's sickening to see how many registered sex offenders live around you. And that's just the ones that were caught. I read an article out of some other state the other day where some sick bastard was caught messing with kids, but the worst part was he was working as a Santa for hire. I hope they put him in general population with his offense tattooed to his forehead.
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re: What are some things people do that make you irrationally mad?
Posted by Graton on 12/3/25 at 2:43 pm to Steadyhands
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someone taking forever at an ATM machine.
Also at the pharmacy drive thru window. What the frick are they doing? Dropping off their prescription AND waiting for it?
People who block the grocery aisle because they're "catching up" with someone they know. Look bitch, I'm just trying to get some ketchup and get the frick out of here. Nobody has time for your family reunion in the middle of Walmart.
re: Coach Saban quote on Coach Kiffin
Posted by Graton on 12/2/25 at 1:21 pm to slinger1317
Love him or hate him, there's no denying he was a great coach and a mastermind of the game. I'll admit, I enjoyed seeing him throw his headset and rage the few times LSU was able to beat Bama, but that is a testament to how passionate he was about winning. Knowing that he actually regretted leaving LSU for the NFL just lets me know he merely settled for the Bama gig just to get back to coaching college ball. It sure would have been nice for us to get all those NC's though.
re: Seasoning grocery store hamburger patties
Posted by Graton on 12/2/25 at 10:29 am to slidingstop
The hamburger deluxe seasoning is good stuff. That with a light dusting of slap ya mama and a splash of Worcestershire sauce will make even those cheap frozen patties taste good. Those are usually my go-to for the kid's birthday parties and they're always a hit.
re: What is the derogatory name used for people in your state
Posted by Graton on 11/6/25 at 10:21 am to Babewinkelman
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Bayou Blancs in and around Avoyelles Parish
Particularly those around Old River, Spring Bayou and Brouillette. :lol:
re: What insult is impactful to you
Posted by Graton on 11/6/25 at 9:18 am to Fat and Happy
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Chief, Ace, Slugger, skipper, tiger, big guy, etc.
Hang in there, champ.
re: Fake handicap parking tag
Posted by Graton on 11/5/25 at 3:14 pm to Gee Grenouille
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He legitimately had no idea the spot was for a cop to come pick up shoplifters
I realize that's probably what the law enforcement spot is for, but do you really think a cop is gonna casually park in the parking lot before going in to deal with a shoplifter? They're parking that cruiser right by the front door.
re: Never take a roadside sobriety test, especially if you look drunk or high naturally
Posted by Graton on 11/5/25 at 9:46 am to ChatGPT of LA
We were at a restaurant one night and I drank 3 beers before getting my food. Got my food and ate and didn't drink any more after that. On my way home I come across a huge DUI checkpoint. This was probably over an hour after drinking my last beer and having a meal. I roll up to the cop with the flashlight and he asked if I had been drinking so I tell him the truth thinking he might be able to still smell beer on my breath. They made me get out of the truck and one of the officers got in and drove it (with my wife still in the passenger seat) to an empty parking lot where they were running drug dogs and doing field sobriety tests. They make me take a field sobriety test, which I fully complied with because I wasn't the least bit impaired. As I'm performing their circus acts I noticed them pulling in a white F150 to the area where they had the drug dog. I watched that dog damn near scratch the paint off that truck when they finally decided they were wasting their time with me. They told me to go home and drive safe.
How did you get off the ambien and did you have any issues when you stopped taking it? Did you have to ween yourself off of it or did you just stop cold turkey? I was prescribed 12.5 mg nightly well over a year ago for my insomnia and admittedly I didn't know too much about the drug so I just figured "ok doc knows best so I'll give it a try". It helps me sleep MOST nights and I haven't had any problems on it although there have been a few nights where it feels like it did nothing for me. No sleepwalking episodes or anything crazy like that but I've heard the horror stories and they led me to do some more in depth research about the drug. I started getting scared that I may get in my truck and go for a drive and wind up getting in a crash and possibly killing someone. When I googled if I could stop taking it cold turkey I was directed to the National Suicide Hotline and that scared the shite out of me. I want to get off this shite and no longer be dependent on it for sleep but the couple times I've forgotten to take it, I got zero sleep and I was an a-hole to everyone around me.
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I hated those couches as a kid
80's kid here. We had a black vinyl couch when I was a kid. You would literally stick to it when trying to get up or move on it. My grandmother had the one that had wood arms and wooden frame but had 6 removable cushions with some type of orange floral print. Solid wood too, not this mdf particle board shite they use on modern furniture.
re: No longer a slave to big toilet paper: Just installed a Toto Washlet bidet
Posted by Graton on 10/28/25 at 1:25 pm to weagle1999
God played a cruel joke on us when he gave us arse cheeks. Things would be a lot easier and cleaner if we could just drop a deuce and walk off like dogs do.
Bit-o-honey would pull out teeth that weren't even loose yet.
Guess I could have just said fennel :lol:
root beer
dill pickles (I won't eat chick-fil-a because of this)
cantaloupe
anything watermelon or grape flavored
canned tuna
boiled eggs (they smell like farts)
licorice
Italian sausage (taste like licorice)
dill pickles (I won't eat chick-fil-a because of this)
cantaloupe
anything watermelon or grape flavored
canned tuna
boiled eggs (they smell like farts)
licorice
Italian sausage (taste like licorice)
re: For those who grew up in the 70s, remember these costumes for Halloween?
Posted by Graton on 10/28/25 at 10:53 am to WestSideTiger
You had to put the mask in the candy bag after the 3rd house either because the rubber band came unstapled, the mask broke or you just flat out couldn't breathe anymore.
You know what would be really interesting? A documentary that dives into the real reason those stand your ground statistics have increased the homicide rates.
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or was it just a straight forward murder
It's kind of sad actually that we've gotten to a point where a black on white "straight forward murder" is so common that it just isn't worthy of a Netflix documentary.
Call me crazy but I even see a scenario where we beat A&M, roll into Tuscaloosa and somehow squeeze out a miraculous OT win against Bama, and then let Arkansas wipe the floor with us at home and BK beats up another table.
Yeah, I think more black people should be shooting the white people breaking into their homes to even the numbers out. Netflix never misses an opportunity to race bait. :rolleyes:
re: The Perfect neighbor- Netflix
Posted by Graton on 10/22/25 at 10:58 am to More beer please
Ok, yeah I remember that scene now with her going back to get her property but she had to have a police escort. She didn't just leave the police station and go back home by herself to crash. She was crazy but she wasn't that crazy :lol: She seemed to be a territorial old hag. Prison should serve her well.
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