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re: Public Restroom Oddity

Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:12 pm to
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:12 pm to
Back in the old days you would just light a whole book of matches and toss in the stall with them.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91731 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

you would just light a whole book of matches and toss in the stall with them.



careful baw! sewer gas is flammable
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21812 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:16 pm to
He may have been annoyed by your stink wafting over to #1, hence he pulls stakes and moves to #3.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25908 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

I find what you did just as odd.
First, shitting in public.

When I was a child, I didn’t poop in public either. But then I grew up and realized my life is better when I’m not trying to hold in a turd all day.

Everybody poops. Get over it.

Besides, getting paid to poop is one of life’s greatest joys.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6341 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

you girls sure are shy about taking a dump anywhere but in your own powder room, who doesn't unload a deuce at work ffs?




If you don't have a private restroom at work, you're poor.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66037 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

wadder not a folder


Folding is only an option for good tp

You cant get enough out to fold without the chance of it touching the floor with cheap public bathroom tp. So wadding is the best play there
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

First, shitting in public.


Okay, Finch

Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25908 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

I take my time when I shitting. It's my time to catch up on the OT

The "Little Big Horn" had me almost spit coffee


If you catch up on the OT whilst on the pot yet you almost spit out your coffee, you just told us you took your coffee into the can with you.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91731 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

If you don't have a private restroom at work, you're poor.


so, if I'm in Hing Kong for work and I have to take a dump, I'm poor if I can't hold it in till I get home? makes sense, restrooms at our at our training facility are probably cleaner than most peoples' homes
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5043 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:37 pm to
Toilet tester. Great job, but don't bother applying -- you need to be born into one of the tester families.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
21698 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:38 pm to
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If you don't have a private restroom at work, you're poor.

This is idiotic. You seem to have butt issues.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

I find what you did just as odd.
First, shitting in public.


Everybody poops, why be sheepish about it? Airport, Cracker Barrel, I don't care. If I'm dropping a deuce I'm going in #1 every time and also providing commentary.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4097 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:54 pm to
Were you tapping your foot?

How wide was your stance?

How can someone take 2 dumps in less time than it apparently takes you to take 1? What are you really doing in that stall?
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6341 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

This is idiotic. You seem to have butt issues.



Seems like we found another poor.
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3724 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:16 pm to
How long does it take you to take a shite? He went twice, and you still did not finish your first. Get back to work, slacker.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6341 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

This is idiotic. You seem to have butt issues.


Sorry, didn't mean to hurt so many feelings. I thought i was dealing with OT Ballers.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 7/7/21 at 4:56 pm to
I will not shite in the same room as someone else at the same time. I just wont.
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