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Movies that you wish could be remade (but won't) with better production quality

Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:57 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 8:57 am
Watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes this weekend finally. It was on Prime for the longest but just left. You can watch it on Epix (subscription) or Paramount+, I think. I held off because it has a reputation for being seriously disturbing, so I assumed gory. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that it wasn't gory and certainly isn't the "torture porn" that I thought it was.

So for a brief review, it's about a series of tapes that a serial killer made during his rampage. The presentation is in the typical murder porn/crime TV style, with "interviews" with FBI agents, family of victims, etc. Throughout, they show some parts of the tapes. It was really good for what it was and not particularly gory at all. They describe gory things with words, but not much is on screen. Very uncomfortable and unsettling imagery, but not particularly gross. Definitely worth a watch and will likely make you feel something along the way.

To show the creepiness, it's the movie where this famous gif comes from:



So while I do recommend watching it if you want a chilling/scary movie (especially if you want that without gore), there is a lot lacking in the movie. The acting is absolutely atrocious, even for a found footage movie. The fact that they try to turn the FF from more of a retelling to a mockumentary (there are interviews with the FBI and others involved in the investigation), it opens up the door for lots of bad acting that can't be masked like most bad acting in FF is.

That's why, although I'm typically against remakes, I would support a remake of this movie with an actual budget. You could do a little more with the "found footage" part, but primarily you could avoid community theater-level acting that takes away from the experience of being a part of the story (which is really important for a creepy movie like this). It made me start to think about what other movies could deserve a bigger budget remake. I feel a lot of movies in this discussion will be horror movies or possibly comedies, because both lend themselves to low budgets.
Posted by Peter167
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:29 am to
That was a seriously creepy movie lol didnt the girl like wanna go back to her captor in the end too she was so fricked up?
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:43 am to
Conan the Barbarian. Cast was amazing, actually a really cool high fantasy storyline, just rough production. Conan the Destroyer took a step in that direction but regressed a bit on the plot.

Don't get me wrong it's an all time classic, but just had so much potential unexplored.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:47 am to
Eragon. It's a great YA series of books and deserves a good series of movies.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 10:19 am to
The Black Hole.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 10:27 am to
Raise the Titanic (and actually follow the book)
Posted by Abraham H Parnassis
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 1:36 pm to
Children of the Corn.

I think premise is solid, it hits a lot of popular tropes (psycho kids, semi-apocalyptic, supernatural), but the reveal of He-Who-Walks-Behind-The-Rows looked like static from an old VHF television.
Posted by Sentrius
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 9:15 pm to
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Movies that you wish could be remade (but won't) with better production quality



I'll be that guy with the unpopular opinion and say the original Star Wars trilogy.

Just plug in the exact same script and select actors who look as closely as possible to the original cast and use 2021 CGI and VFX.
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 6/21/21 at 11:22 pm to
The human centipede
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 9:53 am to
All the Pretty Horses is my usual answer

Unfortunately despite nearly endless source material all the spy/SF/etc. genre movies of late have been trash

American Assassin
Multiple Clancy efforts (Shadow Recruit, Without Remorse, Jack Ryan season 2)
Red Sparrow trilogy

Jack Reacher wasn't terrible but could have been considerably better

The source material on this stuff is so easy to get right yet Hollywood botches it almost every time. If the Jack Carr series sucks with Pratt then there really is no hope for it.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:50 am to
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Definitely worth a watch and will likely make you feel something along the way.

It was pretty well done from what I remember. The tapes themselves were really well done and very creepy. The documentary style parts were not as good, agreed, but I still enjoyed them. And it was cool seeing the killer taunt people and be right under their noses without them even knowing it.

It's definitely disturbing, and will make you "feel" something, like you said. But all in all, it's entertaining if you like the "fricked up movie" genre. It's in the same vein as Megan is Missing. While I found it to be better than MiM, both nail the "frick up shite" part pretty well.
Posted by teke184
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:44 am to
The Sum Of All Fears, but it won’t for a number of reasons.

Biggest one is that the bad guys are a mix of people including Arabs looking to stick it to the US. Others including ex-Stasi and an American Indian. The film went with the nebulous white supremacists instead.
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:08 pm to
A couple of Michael York movies come to mind.

Logan's Run
Zeppelin

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