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re: Craziest Thing Someone At Your Place Of Employment Was Caught Doing?
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:45 pm to theantiquetiger
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:45 pm to theantiquetiger
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:56 pm to auwaterfowler
Highly paid technology guy (basically a subject matter expert) got hammered at a company Christmas party in NOLA and pulled a switchblade on another employee. Didn’t actually stab anyone, and wound up not getting fired. He actually got promoted a couple of years later.
Same company.. one guy bought a motorcycle on his travel & entertainment card. He definitely got fired, possibly prosecuted.
Engineer catches a late afternoon flight in from offshore and decides to grab a hotel room.. company was big on not driving when you’re tired, for safety reasons. He gets pulled over in his company truck the next day for swerving and blows a 0.19... at 9 AM.
Another technology guy (R&D) left to go to work for a competitor. This guy worked in product development and had access to legit trade secrets. We all had non-competes but this was one of the positions where I would have been surprised if the company just let him go to work for the competition without at least threatening legal action. Some of us were curious to see whether those non-competes turned out to be enforceable. We never found out, though - our IT security folks determined fairly quickly that he had copied his ENTIRE HARD DRIVE right before he turned in his notice. From what I understand, they threatened to go after his new employer for corporate espionage and he got shitcanned before he even made it through onboarding.
Same company.. one guy bought a motorcycle on his travel & entertainment card. He definitely got fired, possibly prosecuted.
Engineer catches a late afternoon flight in from offshore and decides to grab a hotel room.. company was big on not driving when you’re tired, for safety reasons. He gets pulled over in his company truck the next day for swerving and blows a 0.19... at 9 AM.
Another technology guy (R&D) left to go to work for a competitor. This guy worked in product development and had access to legit trade secrets. We all had non-competes but this was one of the positions where I would have been surprised if the company just let him go to work for the competition without at least threatening legal action. Some of us were curious to see whether those non-competes turned out to be enforceable. We never found out, though - our IT security folks determined fairly quickly that he had copied his ENTIRE HARD DRIVE right before he turned in his notice. From what I understand, they threatened to go after his new employer for corporate espionage and he got shitcanned before he even made it through onboarding.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:59 pm to Kmit58
I handled placements/employee relations at a staffing company, and we saw all kinds of crazy. Death threats were routine.
My two favorites were the guy who was getting a hard-on rubbing his genitals against the conveyor belt and the lady who called in because she gave birth in a toilet that morning. She didn't know she was even pregnant.
I later worked in HR at mental institution. When they hired me they told me that patients wore wristband, employees wore badges because it is often hard to tell the difference. I laughed, but it was true.
My two favorites were the guy who was getting a hard-on rubbing his genitals against the conveyor belt and the lady who called in because she gave birth in a toilet that morning. She didn't know she was even pregnant.
I later worked in HR at mental institution. When they hired me they told me that patients wore wristband, employees wore badges because it is often hard to tell the difference. I laughed, but it was true.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:10 pm to jchamil
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One of which was a picture of a guy in a teddy on his knees with his dick in the exhaust pipe of a Range Rover that I had sent to everyone but our boss and office manager
Did you send your entire office a lot of pictures of guys fricking tailpipes?
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:11 pm to dbeck
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Then about 6 months after that he did it again. This time it was in a stall where someone had drawn a flower on the wall with a sharpie. He used some of his shite to color in the flower drawing.
Takes a special kind of person to play with their own shite like that.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 9:04 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Takes a special kind of person to play with their own shite like that.
I've heard that employee fecal vandalism is alarmingly common in federal government offices.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 9:49 pm to auwaterfowler
I worked at a massive plant doing electrical work during breaks from college. The tool pushers like us had some rough guys in it. Most of them didn’t think about their actions before acting.
During our lunch break one of the guys in our crew decided to take a crap in the top of another guy’s toolbox. When we came back the owner of said tool box opened it to find a loaf-sized turd in in the top. He knew who did it immediately because the two had beef in the past. So the owner of the toolbox decided the logical and appropriate response was to stab the guy and did it right there.
The two were fired. The guy that went all O.J. on the turd dropper was arrested. Needless to say, that was a lifelong lesson about the consequences of one’s actions...and thinking before you act. Pure animalistic behavior.
During our lunch break one of the guys in our crew decided to take a crap in the top of another guy’s toolbox. When we came back the owner of said tool box opened it to find a loaf-sized turd in in the top. He knew who did it immediately because the two had beef in the past. So the owner of the toolbox decided the logical and appropriate response was to stab the guy and did it right there.
The two were fired. The guy that went all O.J. on the turd dropper was arrested. Needless to say, that was a lifelong lesson about the consequences of one’s actions...and thinking before you act. Pure animalistic behavior.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 9:58 pm to auwaterfowler
So many stories - anyway lots of masturbating and sex. Sex on the stairwell, in the elevator, in the study carrels.
Employees loved to look at porn even though the patrons couldn’t.
A patron came in one time asking for a satanic ritual for castration.
A man told me he was the reincarnation of Marcus Aurelius.
Someone ate a roach off the counter as I was checking out his books.
A man came in bottomless one time for toilet paper bc he had just taken a crap by the front door.
Two employees got into a fight over a desk - they started throwing things and scratched at each other.
A patron told me he’d like to eat my feet while I watched.
Too many others …
Employees loved to look at porn even though the patrons couldn’t.
A patron came in one time asking for a satanic ritual for castration.
A man told me he was the reincarnation of Marcus Aurelius.
Someone ate a roach off the counter as I was checking out his books.
A man came in bottomless one time for toilet paper bc he had just taken a crap by the front door.
Two employees got into a fight over a desk - they started throwing things and scratched at each other.
A patron told me he’d like to eat my feet while I watched.
Too many others …
Posted on 6/17/21 at 10:30 pm to GreenRockTiger
In the mid-90s, when people still wrote lots of checks, I worked in the “encoding” department of a large bank. I handled lots of large deposits from grocery stores, wal-mart, wealthy people, etc.
Well, one night a girl decided to encode her bank account number on a Walmart deposit slip, basically sending a $100,000+ deposit into her personal account. She bought two cars, jewelry, clothes, electronics, etc.
SHE STILL CAME TO WORK EVERY DAY AFTER SHE DID THIS!
It took about a week to figure out what had happened, and she was arrested at her terminal without incident.
Well, one night a girl decided to encode her bank account number on a Walmart deposit slip, basically sending a $100,000+ deposit into her personal account. She bought two cars, jewelry, clothes, electronics, etc.
SHE STILL CAME TO WORK EVERY DAY AFTER SHE DID THIS!
It took about a week to figure out what had happened, and she was arrested at her terminal without incident.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 6/17/21 at 10:52 pm to GreenRockTiger
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A man told me he was the reincarnation of Marcus Aurelius.
You can’t prove that I’m not
Posted on 6/17/21 at 10:59 pm to auwaterfowler
Came to work barred out. Took an order for a party and went to the bar to get all the drinks. Instead of delivering to the table he took them out to his car and downed them. Passed out and was found and had to get an ambulance ride to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. And didn’t lose his job
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:13 pm to auwaterfowler
A ped doc told me he had performed 5 spinal taps on babies with none of them being abnormal. I immediately looked into it and found that a Med Tech was calling blood cells incorrectly. I re-trained her, educated her etc, wrote her up. She did the same thing the next time she worked. Make a long story short, she did it again and I terminated her. She simply did not care. The HR Director and CEO of hospital came to my office and told me I couldn't fire her, that she had to go first to a some type of committee (and continue to work). Told them that tech wasn't coming into my lab again, period, and I would get the Pathologist and Pediatrician to stand beside me at the door. They backed down, but put her in another dept until she quit the next week. Tech ended up having 7 babies needlessly have spinal taps performed and she, the CEO, and HR Director didn't give a crap.
This post was edited on 6/17/21 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:19 pm to BuckyCheese
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apparently he was getting suited up like a ninja in black and climbing trees and antenna towers to take pics of naked broads with his telephoto lens'
this made me bust out laughing lmao
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:20 pm to jeffsdad
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A ped doc told me he had performed 5 spinal taps on babies with none of them being abnormal. I immediately looked into it and found that a Med Tech was calling blood cells incorrectly. I re-trained her, educated her etc, wrote her up. She did the same thing the next time she worked. Make a long story short, she did it again and I terminated her. She simply did not care. The HR Director and CEO of hospital came to my office and told me I couldn't fire her, that she had to go first to a some type of committee (and continue to work). Told them that tech wasn't coming into my lab again, period, and I would get the Pathologist and Pediatrician to stand beside me at the door. They backed down, but put her in another dept until she quit the next week. Tech ended up having 7 babies needlessly have spinal taps performed and she, the CEO, and HR Director didn't give a crap.
This shite here fricking scares me.
It's one thing to go to a shady arse tire shop and get ripped off on a set of tires, but this is fricking disturbing.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:23 pm to RogerTheShrubber
That deckhand is a baw!
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:34 pm to Carson123987
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this made me bust out laughing lmao
We laughed plenty about it around the yard office.
The guy wasn't built like a ninja...
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:37 pm to Tacktheritrix
That happens a lot between swinger couples.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:38 pm to USMEagles
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Why wouldn't the person processing the expense claim just deny reimbursement?
Processed by staff in China. Not a lot of gray area on things.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:42 pm to LSUSUPERSTAR
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guy hanged himself. They didn't find him until about 5 days later.
Completely forgot about heroin OD in a bathroom at our R&D office. Guy that found her said she was purple.
It’s weird dropping a deuce in a room knowing someone died there, and recently. And it really makes you lay TP down to cover the seat…
Work is fuccccckkked up.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:43 pm to SpiderY2Bannana
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...smoked meth.... came back and completely passed out...
Does not check out.
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