re: Craziest Thing Someone At Your Place Of Employment Was Caught Doing?

I dont regret it

Dude who sat in the cubicle directly across from mine went and smoked meth at lunch, came back and completely passed out.

We all took pics with him and beta management came by, saw and didn’t do anything at all.

Weird dude. Computer programmer who was gay and cross dressed and did a hell of a lot of drugs in his spare time.

Shreveport, La. glad I got the hell out of there

An old head conductor, had over 30 years in, got busted as a peeping tom. Guy was known to be a photographer, but apparently he was getting suited up like a ninja in black and climbing trees and antenna towers to take pics of naked broads with his telephoto lens',

Got fired. No felons allowed on the railroad.

Not very crazy, but I was caught by the health inspector at my summer restaurant job grabbing some salad of fridge and putting it into a bowl with my bare hands. I can't remember exactly but we lost a couple points on the health inspection off that one and my buddies busted my balls awhile for it.

My wife worked at a place that had 2 guys in the warehouse in 1 year picked up on warrants by swat.

fapping in the training room

When I worked at the shitty finance company, I had a manager who was stealing people's mortgage payments to fuel her coke addiction.

She was doing loan extensions on these mortgages, which basically moves that months payment to the end of the loan. So these people thought they paid their mortgage, when in fact that payment was tacked onto the end of the loan.

It took us a year to unfrick what she fricked up on those loans.

I heard she died of an overdose a couple of years ago.

Years ago when I was employed at a big NOLA law firm, a partner walked into the mens room and found the autistic mailroom guy sitting in a bathroom sink washing his dick. The partner screams, "What in the hell are you doing?!!!"

His reply....






wait for it.....






"I have a cold."

OK - I've got 2 from a couple of jobs ago...

#1 - The VP of HR was in too deep with his drug dealer so he let the drug dealer in the back door of the executive offices and let him scrounge around and steal whatever he could find. He ended up taking the CFO's purse. The guy is on camera prowling around but they don't have any idea how he got in (that wasn't on cam). Police investigated and end up finding video at a nearby gas station that show the drug dealer and the VP of HR talking with each other before the robbery. The VP of HR promptly went on leave and resigned. He's now working within 1/2 mile of where this all went down.

#2 - we get a new CEO and my boss (IT Director) helps him get set up on his first day. After a few months, there are layoffs and my boss is let go. I am promoted to interim IT Director.

A few weeks later, the CEO comes to my office and closes the door. Someone had emailed his wife proof from HIS work email that he was having an affair. He wanted to know how that could happen. I asked if anyone knew his password and he said it was on a pad of paper next to his desk.

Once we got his account secured, I started investigating and pretty much confirmed that in the months between my old boss helping the CEO and until the day we secured his account, she had been logging into his email via web daily. I had to connect a few dots to figure it out but it wasn't apparent unless you had outside knowledge.

She was good to me when I worked for her and we are still friends. I told the CEO that I could see the activity but "wasn't able to" trace where it was coming from. They brought in a security consultant and he wasn't able to figure it out either. They chalked it up to one of the 70-80 people that were let go and the CEO learned a big lesson about password security...and hopefully fidelity.

I once casually mentioned it to my old boss years later to see if she would fess up and she didn't so I dropped it. This might be the first time I have told anyone about it other than my wife.

Oh, I forgot this one.

Way back when I was still stuck in MS, we had a guy shooting smack in the bathroom.

He was a machinist. He got busted because he went back to work and nodded off in front of a goddamned running lathe.