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re: Anyone have a friend whose wife is a huge b****?

Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:22 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
143187 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:22 pm to
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ill be watching 6ers/Wiz, Jazz/Grizz tomorrow afternoon at the Forth Bore and Tap Room
I love that place. Ill see you tomorrow.
I'll meet y'all there for the first game, but I'm leaving before the Jizz starts
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47618 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:27 pm to
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consistently lying about being a “tech bro” when in actuality he makes cold calls for a living


What is a Tech Bro?

I've got two degrees and 21 years as a DBA/Systems Analyst. I have no idea what that means.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:29 pm to
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You’re right, SuperSaint should be the last person to make fun of anyone on this site, consistently lying about being a “tech bro” when in actuality he makes cold calls for a living, spent time in prison, can’t vote or legally or own a firearm, and the list goes on and on and on.



quote:

Breauxsif





Only thing on that list that is factual is that I can’t legally own a firearm, but that will change soon.... or the ‘prison’ thing, unless you count parish lock up
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20700 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:34 pm to
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Anyone have a friend whose wife is a huge b****?
quote:


I clicked thinking this was going to be about fatties.

My mistake...



I was expecting huge bitches...

Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68852 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 11:53 pm to
Have a buddy from college who caught his girlfriend texting another guy while they were laying in bed. Then she admitted to fricking said guy on a business trip. She said she wasn't sorry that it happened. Instead of leaving he proposed a month later. They are now 5 years married with a kid and he is a "feminist so my daughter can have a better future".

There's no way she's not fricking around on him still and he's too much of a pussy to do anything about it. He makes about 35k a year but her dad gifted them a huge house and she pays most of the bills.

He is the literal definition of a cuck. Which is why me and my other buddies no longer associate with him. We all started avoiding him when he tried to tell us something was offensive in our group chat and we should knock it off.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 11:56 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 12:33 am to
Yeah and she's a



As TD likes to say..
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15942 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 12:54 am to
Yup and he filed for divorce today.

Drove three hours to Beaumont to hang out with him tonight.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11480 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 12:59 am to
IN! I've gotten to the point where we can't invite my friend over because his wife is fricking insufferable. She cuts people off and steam rolls every conversation at the party, has an opinion on everything, is always talking down and being sparky to everyone, is an expert in every fricking conversation we have.

On top of this she always talks down to my buddy....points out his weight gain, talks about how annoying he is, makes mention that he doesn't have a job and she does (he's a fricking vet btw). I have no idea what he sees in her or why he's around.

It's so bad we've stopped entertaining like we used to ..she...is...the...worst.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69447 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:00 am to
Yes, you just stop being friends.

The end.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2095 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:01 am to
With you.

Have a good buddy who went back to a high school sweetheart after his first divorce...I knew we were fricked as friends when his new MIL told me I couldn't work the mic at his wedding.

And at this point, his wife is definitely huge. And she is a beeotch as she don't like me.
Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11728 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:05 am to
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makes mention that he doesn't have a job and she does (he's a fricking vet btw)


So when someone points out this fact what is her response?
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11480 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:09 am to
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when someone points out this fact what is her response


It's awkward as hell when she does...I've tried to make light and say something to the effect kf...think he's put in his time, or look at him and go...damn well earned off time. She'll giggle and blow through it and keep pumping up her menial arse job. My theory has always been she has beyond low self-esteem and tears him down to compesnate...which is shite cause he don't deserve it
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8776 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:14 am to
Guess I’m lucky. My best friends wife is cool as shite and has become one of my good friends. Makes going out as a group a whole lot of fun. She’s pretty damn hot too.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:17 am to
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My friends showed up to my wedding. My friends’ wives did not.


Got to respect them for this. My group of friends lost one after he started dating a woman like OP describes. She hated all of us and would start fights with him so he would want to leave. We did everything we could to convince him this woman is crazy AF and for a while he listened, but eventually she won and they got married. He text for a while after that, but no one hears from him now.

We’re patiently waiting on their inevitable divorce so we can get our friend back.
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
4496 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:18 am to
If your friends show up at your wedding and their wives opt to stay at home, there is a divorce in their future. I speak from experience in this one. Give your buddies my congratulations on their pending freedom in several years.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11480 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:20 am to
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She hated all of us and would start fights with him so he would want to leave


I dated a bitch like this in college... if she wasn't the center of attention, she would do all she could do to blow it up and get us out of there
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 1:24 am to
Glad you made it out

I’m convinced this she devil is lacing his coffee with sedatives or something that constantly clouds his judgment and makes him easy to control.
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:54 am to
Yes and my buddy drinks like a fish from the time he gets home until he crahes at night. Everyone on egg shells around her watiing for her to nag or get pissy at any little thing.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30679 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:55 am to
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Oh sorry, thought I was SS


Hey, do you want to meet up for a drink at the swanky East Bay bar that is expensive and that you visit often?

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James111 1279 posts

Normally I’d be all about tagging on SS’s fake online persona, but frick someone doing that with 1200 posts. fricking noobs or alters
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263366 posts
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:06 am to
My best friend did. I kept my mouth shut, was his best man, etc. He was married for 20 years to her and has two awesome kids.

Of course, she as bitchy as hell but he was gone most of the time, he was a salesman.
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