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re: What are other ways to say “masturbate”

Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:02 am to
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:02 am to
Spanking the monkey.
Posted by bayouh2o
Arizona
Member since Sep 2006
908 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:07 am to
Punching the penguin

Roughing up the suspect

Posted by bayouh2o
Arizona
Member since Sep 2006
908 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:07 am to
Edit: double post


But there has to be one with ‘post’ in it....

Painting the post??
This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 9:10 am
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
8025 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:08 am to
Fiddle the diddle
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12627 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:09 am to
Flogging the jock.
Posted by Frank Belavis
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2020
142 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:12 am to
Yank the crank
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64620 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Playing a little "5 on 1"


I was chuckling throughout and this made me lose it
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13684 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:20 am to
Rub one out.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
57517 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:21 am to
The five knuckle shuffle.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5449 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:21 am to
5 knuckle shuffle

ETA: Taxing Authority “beat” me to it
This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 9:23 am
Posted by fleurdelis
Winchestertonfieldville
Member since Nov 2008
298 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:24 am to
Playing the skin flute
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15917 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:26 am to
Wrasslin the bald headed champ.
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6616 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:27 am to
Beating the bishop
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Columbia, SC
Member since Oct 2015
14091 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:29 am to
Stroking the salami
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156150 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:30 am to
Pleasing the purple headed yogurt shooter
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65036 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:31 am to
quote:

for women it’s fingering the fretboard


Or flicking the bean.

(Something about that term just cracks me up)
Posted by mr bojangles
Member since Apr 2009
342 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:32 am to
Tweakin' the Turkey
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6459 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:32 am to
Female: flicking the bean

Male: Lone Rangering


Dammit Darth
This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 9:33 am
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11089 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:32 am to
Beating the meat...
Tallywhacker tugging...
Unloading the one-eyed, blue-veined semen silo...

Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14320 posts
Posted on 5/15/21 at 9:33 am to
Got a date with the four whores on thumb street
This post was edited on 5/15/21 at 9:39 am
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