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re: Why do women live longer than men?

Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:15 am to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Married men live longer than single men
Posted by audodger
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:17 am to
Testosterone
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:19 am to
Yup, these pictures sums up my thoughts exactly. Women live longer than men because men like to do stupid shite.
This post was edited on 3/28/21 at 12:12 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:28 am to
Women don't fart.
Posted by La Place Mike
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:33 am to
Women go to the Doctor more then men.
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:35 am to
Because men aren't nagging harpies who add additional stresses on top of the normal stresses in life.
Watched my dad get worn down by my mom's nonstop bitching and complaining over 50 years of marriage.
He was in far better physical shape than my mom but he suffered two strokes.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:37 am to
Spite
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:39 am to
You know why men die before women? Because they can.

You know why men climax before women? Who cares.

Posted by RustedToyota
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:44 am to
What is a woman? Life support system for a p....
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:47 am to
We do alot more dumb shite than they do.

Did girls jump off houses as kids or shite like that. My body is paying the price for all that crap now.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 10:52 am to
Men, in general, are less concerned with living a healthy lifestyle particularly in the early adulthood yrs, i.e. killin those braincells
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 11:09 am to
They want to.
Posted by HerbEaverstinks
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 11:13 am to
All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on 'em with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shite out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it's delicious."
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 11:37 am to
Hey checked out the Fail Gif thread cause there’s your answer. Fail Gif
Posted by rocksteady
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 11:38 am to
Regenerative properties of seminal plasma intake
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 11:49 am to
Men have to deal with their wife and her entire family.

Women deal with their husbands and maybe their mother in law and father in law and most times the mans family is more tolerate of who they marry versus the women’s family
Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/28/21 at 11:51 am to
My grandpa’s favorite joke;

Q: “Why does the husband almost always die before our wives?”


A: “ Because we want to”


RIP Pops
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7422 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:03 pm to
I'd imagine it's because men usually have riskier professions.

Welders, electricians, crane operators, millwrights, etc. are all genuinely dangerous professions.

Also, I've seen men do some truly stupid shite all while ignoring safety protocol because they want to think their nuts drag.
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
6711 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:05 pm to
Men generally do far more dangerous jobs than women...military, construction, etc...then in private life we do riskier things.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8830 posts
Posted on 3/28/21 at 12:19 pm to
For millennia, women faced child birthing and many, many died giving birth. Even the weakening of their bodies from child birth may have lead to their earlier deaths.

At a cemetery up in Powell Valley Tennessee, there's a tombstone of a man who lived a long live, beside his tombstone are smaller tombstones from different stones of his six wives.

It may be that childbirth acted as a sieve to remove some health weaknesses from the women's gene pools.
I'd even suggest that wars used to weed out stupid men and the smarter, faster ones would survive. (Until gunpowder and munitions changed things.)
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