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re: White Elephant/Dirty Santa Ideas

Posted on 12/14/20 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55359 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 5:59 pm to
Get a syringe, fill it full of saline, write Covid vaccine on it, pack it in a cooler. See how dumb your family is.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:23 pm to
Oh I like that
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81318 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:29 pm to
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Last one I went to, I took a yodeling pickle



Question for y'all.

When I was growing up, we did the gift stealing game in my family and everyone brought nice things and it would go on for hours because everyone was drinking and we didn't have steal limits. It seemed like a great time.

When I got older and went to parties with this game, every so often someone would bring some sort of really stupid cheap gift while everyone else brought nice stuff. I remember at one of them, almost everyone brought nice liquor or a nice gift around $50.. and the very last gift that was opened was this dude's used dog toy.

The person who got it was pissed because they had brought a very nice gift. I think the dude ended up giving that person $50 in cash the next day

So do y'all view the game as silly gifts, regular nice gifts, or do you see it as both and make sure everyone knows which one it is beforehand?
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2677 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:38 pm to
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So do y'all view the game as silly gifts,


Everyone I've ever been to had silly gag gifts. I've never seen anyone bring something "nice" to one I attended.
Posted by LiteHeaded
Member since Feb 2020
134 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:39 pm to
Last one I went to someone put a live hamster in a cage wrapped up. Nobody admitted to who did it but the poor girl that picked it on round four got stuck with it for the whole damn game which was about 35 rounds. The person that brought it definitely won the game whoever it was.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3213 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:40 pm to
Nickelback CD
Posted by MemnonTiger
West Texas
Member since Dec 2020
9 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:51 pm to
Cheese Wheel with pubic hair on top!
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81318 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 6:53 pm to
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Everyone I've ever been to had silly gag gifts. I've never seen anyone bring something "nice" to one I attended.



See, I've never been to one that was gag gifts. They've all been regular gifts and then there's sometimes 1 person who didn't realize and bought something silly.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 7:20 pm to
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dildo. if you gon play, then play.


Witnessed this go down once.

Boss let the game play out, then made everyone announce which gift they brought, singling out the dildo-gifter.

Moral of the story, if you bring a dildo to a work White Elephant/Dirty Santa exchange, better bring 2 gifts and wrap them in different paper.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 7:22 pm to
Scratch off lottery tickets....or should that be lottery scratch off tickets
This post was edited on 12/14/20 at 7:23 pm
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 8:09 pm to
The fricking things that people buy with cash that hold up the line
Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2264 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 8:42 pm to
How about a nice coin purse

Kangaroo scrotum


Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 8:43 pm to
You can get a box of chocolates that include a vibrator. So if they don't like the chocolates they can go frick themselves.
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
8046 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 8:46 pm to
I normally put a bottle of Andre in a Dom P box.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22003 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 8:49 pm to
Posted by absolute692
US of A, MFer
Member since Feb 2007
3966 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 9:10 pm to
I did the scratch off idea. Had a $10 scratch off, couple $5 offs and 5 or so random dollar ones. Thing is I bought the fake scratch off from Spencer’s that says you win something like $10k, mixed it in with the other cheap ones.

I felt a little bad after because the guy who picked it was a broke kid with maybe $50 to his name. Poor guy thought he was rich for those few minutes.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4015 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114185 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 9:18 pm to
Flesh light
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66186 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

White Elephant
Raciss

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135182 posts
Posted on 12/14/20 at 9:22 pm to
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Fleshlight

quote:

$25 limit

You buying used, baw?
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