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Posted on 10/25/20 at 12:13 am to DLauw
If I was single at 50 I would just hook up. Forget a relationship, at that point. More trouble than it's worth.
Posted on 10/25/20 at 12:41 am to DLauw
If you have money I would take some time off whatever you do and travel the US.
Rent an off road camper van
Rent an off road camper van
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 12:43 am
Posted on 10/25/20 at 12:51 am to DLauw
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No. That’s my bourbon budget.
You wanna drink at the speakeasy old man? I’ve got a line on some Pappy
Posted on 10/25/20 at 1:12 am to DLauw
My oldest and best buddy is 49 and he has been divorced a few years.
He reports that he is swimming in it and it’s easy to come by. He says 35 to 50 poon is readily available.
He reports that he is swimming in it and it’s easy to come by. He says 35 to 50 poon is readily available.
Posted on 10/25/20 at 1:30 am to stout
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Good luck trying to find trim in Lake Charles
He gonna be single for a while unless he start stalking debris trucks and hollarin at the queens with clipboards.
Posted on 10/25/20 at 1:43 am to DLauw
If you live in a big city and aren't a trumpet, it's like shooting fish in a......but if you're a trumpet anywhere you're probably pulling the pud.
Posted on 10/25/20 at 5:12 am to Hangit
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Try every Waffle house in the area until you find the one with the good-looking waitresses. Pick one that is single and let her know you have a roof and a/c
This would 100% work. Just be prepared to inherit a few kids and have another one on the way within a month.
Posted on 10/25/20 at 5:19 am to finchmeister08
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church
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I’m stoned, drunk and single
Just kidding, you don’t need a lady because you’re already fricked.
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 5:40 am
Posted on 10/25/20 at 5:23 am to DLauw
You don’t.
You will die single and lonely
You will die single and lonely
Posted on 10/25/20 at 5:26 am to lazy
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If you live in a big city and aren't a trumpet, it's like shooting fish in a......but if you're a trumpet anywhere you're probably pulling the pud.
Wtf “trumpet”? Obviously I can guess by the context it isn’t good, but when did this become a term?
Posted on 10/25/20 at 5:34 am to lazy
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you live in a big city and aren't a trumpet, it's like shooting fish in a......but if you're a trumpet anywhere you're probably pulling the pud.
Did you just make up the word "trumpet" as a metaphor for a guy who can't get laid? It's not on urban dictionary or any googly search. Dumb
Posted on 10/25/20 at 5:51 am to mikelbr
Maybe this "trumpet" is like the male opposite of a strumpet?
Strumpet: a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships
So a trumpet would be a male who does not?
Strumpet: a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships
So a trumpet would be a male who does not?
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 5:53 am
Posted on 10/25/20 at 6:10 am to TorchtheFlyingTiger
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trumpet: a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships
So a trumpet would be a male who does not?
I think they prefer zrumpet now.
Posted on 10/25/20 at 6:42 am to DLauw
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what are my options
None
Just prepare your self for death at this point
Posted on 10/25/20 at 6:49 am to DLauw
First stop drinking and smoking dope. They call it dope foe a reason and nobody wants to date that.
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:03 am to DLauw
Stoned, drunk, and naked.
Stoned, drunk and naked telling lies...
The Anders Osborne
Stoned, drunk and naked telling lies...
The Anders Osborne
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 7:05 am
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:55 am to DLauw
Move to colorado
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:24 am to DLauw
You don't have to be lonely at Farmersonly.com
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