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re: I’m stoned, drunk and single

Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:26 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124664 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:26 pm to
Text and beg your ex for a second chance
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6222 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:29 pm to
stoneddrunkandsingle.com
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23906 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:30 pm to
just do what I do, jerk off and go to bed
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

everything is damaged or closed by 8 pm


You talking about the trim or bars?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56103 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:39 pm to
Man, just squeeze one off and go to sleep....tomorrow morning you’ll be damn glad you did.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124545 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:40 pm to
Well, i hope for your sake you’re rich. Because you ain’t funny
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

Because you ain’t funny
I’ve got a $600/weekly habit that says otherwise. I’m very funny.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14124 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

At nearly 50 years old, what are my options How do you meet ladies at this age?



Unless you swallow your pride and get online, you likely won't meet anybody. The days of women getting out in public to meet people are gone.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39217 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:54 pm to
Try every Waffle house in the area until you find the one with the good-looking waitresses. Pick one that is single and let her know you have a roof and a/c.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:56 pm to
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nless you swallow your pride and get online, you likely won't meet anybody.
Sad, sad state of affairs.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10323 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 10:56 pm to
Ourtime.com Dating for singles 50 plus.
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
8778 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

At nearly 50 years old, what are my options How do you meet ladies at this age?


Probably not by getting stoned and drunk often. May be time to grow up.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124545 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

I’ve got a $600/weekly habit that says otherwise


You spend $600 dollars a week on weed?


You wanna be my friend. I’ll be your wingman bud.



I’m just joshing you. Plenty of cougars out there
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49460 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 11:09 pm to
I’m sober and single and don’t care to mingle
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8214 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 11:10 pm to
Eharmony
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98319 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 11:11 pm to
You've got yourself the opening line to a FGL song there. That's something.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 11:11 pm to
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You spend $600 dollars a week on weed?
say what? No. That’s my bourbon budget. No clue what I spend on weed/edibles. $50 a month?
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19564 posts
Posted on 10/24/20 at 11:15 pm to
Start looking up chicks you went to HS or college with. Chances are several of them are now divorced and single.
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9802 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 12:05 am to
Hittin that Apple pie moonshine tonight, baw?
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