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re: Dane Cook post facelift

Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:16 pm to
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:16 pm to
“I’m in a hurry, give me the Mickey Rourke”.
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
6358 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:29 pm to
He looks like Mr Belding from Saved by the Bell.
Posted by Shotgun Willie
Member since Apr 2016
3798 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 9:57 pm to
Dane Cook and Carrot Top on tour and coming to your town soon
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21281 posts
Posted on 8/26/20 at 10:11 pm to
He looks like the new host for a morning talk show after the local news, where he interviews people who will be performing at the county fair.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 12:26 am to
He's banging a 22 year old, that he's had since she was 18, so I guess the joke is on us.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15409 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 12:48 am to
quote:

Didn't he get his face fricked up because he decided to be a Professional boxer?


Rourke had 8 professional bouts going 6 wins (5 by KO) 0 losses and 2 draws.

He did fight "tomato cans" and never anyone of any real talent in the sport. His opponents combined win, loss and draw record was a dismal 39-82-4.

I'll give him credit for doing the training to get into shape to get into the ring and for actually getting into the ring to fight, but beyond that, it was no great shakes in the sport of pugilism.

And yes, as far as I know he claimed the surgery was due to his boxing and some damage he took while doing so.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 1:23 am to
never liked him
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66516 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 1:25 am to
oh my goodness
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66516 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 1:30 am to
quote:

Do all these people think they're the special person that plastic surgery will actually not destroy? He looks like Mickey Rourke went to his surgeon and said make me look like Keanu Reeves


im crying
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
51132 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:20 am to
Forgot that he was still around.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12767 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:33 am to
Why is that guy's face so fricky?

Dane: I just came
from a really bad plastic surgeon.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:35 am to
Did he get the facelift to impress his 17 year old girlfriend?
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
31043 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:51 am to
Wasn't that a couple of years ago?
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76769 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:57 am to
This is from the Fast Times thing they did earlier this month

Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
31043 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 8:59 am to
quote:

This is from the Fast Times thing they did earlier this month


Yeah, I'm just saying I did a quick search and it appears this was making news back in February of 2018. I'm guessing he mostly stayed out of the lens afterwards but a few pics got out.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36175 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:05 am to
I guess we know where the money for his girlfriend's ear reduction surgery went.

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16611 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:32 am to
quote:

I guess we know where the money for his girlfriend's ear reduction surgery went.

You know she heard you type that.
Posted by InwardJim
Member since Dec 2018
656 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 9:35 am to
Why the long face, Dane?
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5052 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 10:06 am to
holy shite, is this real?
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29374 posts
Posted on 8/27/20 at 10:09 am to
Great. More nightmares. Just what I needed.
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