Texas Governor now requiring masks

yup. remember @nih made fun of Louisiana and said it would never happen to him in Texas

Abbott needs to go. He dropped the ball a lot with this.

Nex dey gunna take muh guns

I heard you even have to wear them to bed

I didn't see a length of time listed on anything, but Houston's disaster order goes beyond the first day of school. How's that going to work out?

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This is a state wide ordinance. Must wear a mask in any county that has over 20 COVID-19 cases.

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Something tells me that this isn't legal and he can go frick himself.

Cases will continue to rise and the death rate will remain low. What then will big daddy government do?

What if you wear a beard mask? Or it is over your mouth but not your nose? Or what if it is just a shitty mask that just doesn't fit? Or if it is a bandana or the like that literally does absolutely nothing to protect anyone? What if you drop your only mask on the ground and aren't comfortable wearing it because it is dirty? What if you can't afford a mask? What if some heathen looted all of your masks in the name of justice? What if your glasses fog up in the 100°+ heat and one of the non driving cocksuckers at walmart actually hits you whilst you're staggering around blind? What if the elastic band on your mask breaks while you're trying to eat a piece of hard candy and you don't have a replacement? What if your mask gets soaked in a summer downpour? What if a bird shits on your mask? What if you are doing business with a deaf person and they can't read your lips? What if you are parched whilst walking your dog in the park and need to wet your whistle? What if you are being groped by a homeless bum and your mask muffles your cries for help? What if that bum steals your last mask? What if bums don't have masks? Am I obligated to give the maskless bum a mask? What if he got my last mask? What if I bought cheap, chinese made mask that smell like crab rangoon and they keep making me hungry? What if you are a professional taste tester? How about a pro whistler? What if you have repeated yourself 5 times, but the CBD oil person can't understand you through the mask? What if the only mask you own has a Confederate flag on it? What if someone doesn't approve of the color of your mask? What if you get the burps after eating a garlicky meal and you can't stand to breathe in the mask? What if someone mistakes you for a cat burglar because you are wearing a mask? Whe if you are reliant upon facial recognition software to access your own personal bank vault? What if a bunch of random masked people make you nervous? What if a bird pecks a hole in your favorite mask and you left your backup mask at home? What if you lay your mask down whilst eating or drinking and a raccoon takes it? Are you legally required to fight said raccoon to retrieve your mask? Is the raccoon already considered "masked" and he doesn't really need your mask and he's just being an a-hole?