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re: A dad sends a strongly worded letter to his daughter's ex bf for taking her virginity

Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:45 pm to
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Finally, my guess is this guy has had some type of falling out with his family and is trying to make up for it with this letter


This feels right to me. His daughter probably wants nothing to do with him because he's fricking crazy, and he's searching for someone to blame because to him there's no way he could be the reason. Either that or the poor woman is locked up in his basement.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 1:46 pm
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15451 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:47 pm to
That man is batshit crazy. He is either a serial killer, A pedo, or a rapist. Or even all 3.

Like, I wanted to laugh at the letter but it was so creepy and weird I could barely laugh. I honestly feel bad for the daughter having to grow up in his household.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:03 pm
Posted by justsaygeaux2
Member since Feb 2017
2210 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:49 pm to
Best sex of my youth was with crazy "preacher-daughter" chicks. That repression comes out strong.
Posted by justsaygeaux2
Member since Feb 2017
2210 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:51 pm to
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That man is batshit crazy. He is either a serial killer, A pedo, or a rapist. Or even all 3.

Like, I wanted to life at the letter but it was so creepy and weird I could barely laugh. I honestly feel bad for the daughter having to grow up in his household.


The only difference between this daddy and one from Bama is that he didn't act on his sick impulses before Joe got that pussy.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11603 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:54 pm to
Does the dad not realize that the daughter probably fukked him back?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:00 pm to
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virginity is a social construct


Sure, until you lose it.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78639 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:18 pm to
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A dad sends a strongly worded letter to his daughter's ex bf for taking her virginity
Was this one of you guys?

NGL I got a kick out of reading that. Hopefully this man gets his divine restitution.


guy using the red boxes forgot to blank out Alexandra's name the second time on the first page

oops.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10059 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:23 pm to
That’s some lunatic fringe cult shite, bro.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19355 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:42 pm to
Kind of fricking weird the dad said his daughter's virginity was his "most precious treasure".

Cringe.

ETA: Crazy dad needs a thesaurus too. If I have to read the word "moreover" one more time, I might punch a fricking wall.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:47 pm
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5147 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:46 pm to
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Extra points for the parenthetical documentation


It's always nice to have a loon properly cite their work.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:49 pm to
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It's always nice to have a loon properly cite their work.


I thought the lack of footnotes really detracted from Elliot Rodger's My Twisted Life.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6226 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:52 pm to
Social Media is a WMD in the arms race of retards trying to out-dumb each other.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:19 pm to
Dad should have taught his daughter to take it in her butt until she was married. Many Christian girls maintain their virginity that way; and orally, too.
Posted by bendellee
Member since Aug 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:20 pm to
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I demand divine restitution that will age you and rejuvenate me 49 years.


So basically, he tried to put a spell on this dude to punish him for having sex with his daughter.
Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
410 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:23 pm to
Where is the nearest Sonic. These baws need to meet up
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39418 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:27 pm to
Dear Dad, Your Princess roofied me, gave me mouth hugs while I was out, then rode me like a big girl. I was not responsible and this was not her first time.

For restitution for the sexual battery that her vagina put on me, you can pay my mortgage for 49 years. Also, cutting my grass would be handy. Let me know when you can get started.
Posted by TheTigress
Bed Bath & Beyond
Member since Dec 2019
12 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:53 pm to
Yeah, my friend growing up was a preacher’s daughter, always held back from going to parties or socializing with other students outside of school or church. When she got to college, she got knocked up her second semester of freshman year and had to drop out. Her parents couldn’t believe it and they still don’t speak to her anymore. The dad said she was lost to sin. She now has 3 kids, herpes and a deadbeat boyfriend.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:57 pm to
Imagine spending ten years just thinking about your daughter getting doinked in the back of a Honda Civic.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53323 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:59 pm to
It’s pretty beta when men have daughters. My doctor said my test was too high and I can only produce sons. Y’all that have daughters should do more squats and eat more onions before you lose your hair due to low test
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