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My five year old won’t stop sneak attacking me by hitting me in the marbles
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:42 pm
The little mother fricker has entered a shitty phase of running by me like he’s going after something and when he gets close enough, sticks his hand out and damn near punches me in the balls. The little son of a bitch got me again this evening.
I’ve fussed at him countless times and even gave a little spanking a couple times but I’m afraid to whip too hard since he’s so young so I barely spank. Fussing and spanking hasn’t worked so far.
How do I stop him from doing this? Do I just have to wait it out until he accidentally hits himself in the balls so he can see how it feels? Thank god the wife is already pregnant for our last one because lord knows if I could even get the job done anymore. I’m getting bullied by my own five year old!!
I’ve fussed at him countless times and even gave a little spanking a couple times but I’m afraid to whip too hard since he’s so young so I barely spank. Fussing and spanking hasn’t worked so far.
How do I stop him from doing this? Do I just have to wait it out until he accidentally hits himself in the balls so he can see how it feels? Thank god the wife is already pregnant for our last one because lord knows if I could even get the job done anymore. I’m getting bullied by my own five year old!!
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Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:42 pm to TDsngumbo
Is he watching ninja kidz?
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:42 pm to TDsngumbo
You need to spank him harder
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:43 pm to TDsngumbo
Sit him down and have a talk with him about how that’s not okay like a normal dad?
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:43 pm to TDsngumbo
Hit him back bitch!
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:43 pm to TDsngumbo
Yea he’s old enough to get whacked once
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to TDsngumbo
You should have taught him how to ride his bike.
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to TDsngumbo
Also, pics of wife?
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to TDsngumbo
You need to learn to discipline your children.
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:45 pm to TDsngumbo
Karate chop that little sum bitch in the throat. Get him so good you water his eyes
Guarantee you that shite will stop
Guarantee you that shite will stop
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:45 pm to TDsngumbo
Punch him hard enough where he learns a lesson but not so hard it’s child abuse
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:46 pm to TDsngumbo
Give him some CBD and an iPad
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:46 pm to TDsngumbo
If your wife had been doing this to you since the beginning, you wouldn’t have to deal with this.
This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:47 pm to TDsngumbo
Knock the living frick out of him. He’ll stop.
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:48 pm to TDsngumbo
Hire a local Nanny.
None of that “Mary Poppins” shite.
Local. Think-
None of that “Mary Poppins” shite.
Local. Think-
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:49 pm to TDsngumbo
frick his mom to show dominance
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:49 pm to TDsngumbo
Take his IPad away until the assaults stop.
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:52 pm to TDsngumbo
Put his arse in time out for a long period of time with no toys.
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:52 pm to TDsngumbo
What you’re looking for is a bruise, not a break. You’re welcome
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