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re: Notice how everyone "has a friend" during these times feeding them info?

Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:27 pm to
The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs just knocked on my door and asked to take a shite in my bathroom.

As a gesture of thanks, he gave me a heads up that the President is imposing martial law at 5:43 AM on Tuesday , March 24 for 35 weeks and to stock up on supplies now because no supply runs will be allowed under Executive Order 6521086: The frick You and Die Act.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:28 pm to
Just like football coach. A bunch of DALSU’s
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66225 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:30 pm to
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Don't give Chris any ideas for threads
No God NO!!!

Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:38 pm to
I've actually texted with my National Guard buddy multiple times over the past 2 days. We've been texting about NFL free agency.

He hasn't dropped any hints like "man did you see that the Texans traded Hopkins, STOCK UP!!! LOCK DOWN COMING!!!, Obrien is a tool."
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13338 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:40 pm to
It’s the public crisis version of the “I have a connections with a pretty big booster” crowd during Coaching Changes Board season.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9462 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:46 pm to
Are you lonely? Feeling down? Need attention?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18963 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 4:54 pm to
My friend is an MD and medical officer with the US Dept of State. She emailed a briefing packet she put together for her bosses and said I could share it with “friends and family.” Nothing Earth shattering, just info on current best practices and infection rates / age breakdowns, etc. Same type of stuff you can get from CDC / WHO but in a readable format.

I didn’t send it to anyone because I was embarrassed to start with “my friend who is a Medical Officer with US DoS sent this to me...”
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:32 pm to
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Those who speak, don’t know; and those who know, don’t speak.

Ain't that the truth. I have a friend in TAF and she didn't tell me about Woodward until it was already public knowledge.
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4542 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:38 pm to
poster DAUSA will be here shortly to with his latest hot sauce
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57572 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:42 pm to
It cracks me up, it's always followed by "they aren't the type of person to spread false info around"
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53476 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:43 pm to
I have it on good authority that the Chinese have developed a new Asian that can spread the corona without coughing
Posted by Chef Free Gold Bloom
Wherever I’m needed
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:44 pm to
Has Walt been by to say he doesn’t have friends yet?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:47 pm to
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Has Walt been by to say he doesn’t have friends yet?

That post officially makes you Walt's friend.

Congratulations.
Posted by Chef Free Gold Bloom
Wherever I’m needed
Member since Dec 2019
1364 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:47 pm to
BRB going to kill myself
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
31180 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:49 pm to
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I tell you what...I got a buddy of mine...
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 5:52 pm to
My friend said this was made up and it's really the mob taking out old people
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 6:05 pm to
I got my info from a friend’s dog, who’s old master died had a daughter, who was friends with a lot lizard that was related to an employee that was a janitor working for the state, and who overheard a co-worker at lunch say they had a relative who had a friend who worked for that state that overheard the information.

It is a pretty reliable source I am told.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33341 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 6:07 pm to
I have a friend in the White House. His code name is Donny 9 inch.
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4480 posts
Posted on 3/19/20 at 6:10 pm to
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i do know someone who knows of a walmart driver.


Hey, I do too! Do you think we know the same person?
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