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re: Everyday stuff that always happens in movies and TV shows that is not realistic

Posted on 2/16/20 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51707 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 9:52 pm to
Keys being left in the cars
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35618 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 10:00 pm to
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Keys being left in the cars


As mentioned, it's always some plot device...otherwise
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In movies, people get out of the car and just walk to the restaurant.

The only time people lock their car doors in a movie is if it's a plot device and they've locked their keys in the cars.

That's the only time.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76560 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Hacking is almost always ridiculously unrealistic
Cracked had an article years ago.

Hacking is to modern movies what magic is to fantasy films

Excuse me, "I'm going to hack a computer and make all the world's lawnmowers spin backwards"
Posted by stateofplay
Member since Sep 2018
1504 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:25 am to
People using guns in movies, when it runs out of bullets they just throw the gun away usually...instead of taking bullets from bad guys they killed or taking their gun.

Also, i know unprotected sex is rampant but EVERYBODY in tv shows/movies goes raw all the time..even for people they just met at bars etc.

And people usually climax in 30 seconds lol
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:46 am to
People fishing while holding their rods upside down and reeling backwards as if they were born in a fricken zoo.
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
16262 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:25 pm to
Whenever there is a hanging, the slip knot is more than often not pulled tight when the victim is shown dangling afterward.

Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86553 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 1:27 pm to
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Also, i know unprotected sex is rampant but EVERYBODY in tv shows/movies goes raw all the time..even for people they just met at bars etc.

And people usually climax in 30 seconds


And there's NEVER ANY CLEANUP. the guy will nut in the girl then they just roll over and fall asleep lol
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7136 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:29 pm to
I want to meet these 9 people who downvoted my post so far.

I really want to know what type of individual who gets aroused while smelling other peoples’ shite and piss in a public restroom. Or those who have no problem grabbing onto the piss and pube coated rim of a public toilet while throwing up.

Never change, movie board. Never change.
Posted by Eternally Undefeated
Member since Aug 2008
900 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:54 pm to
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Fires never have smoke. In a house fire, the place would be completely engulfed in black smoke, but dudes are running around dodging the flames.


Not to mention the heat would be far too intense to allow anyone to enter without being burned unless he has protective equipment.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34370 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

You don't like Friends?



Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16544 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:16 pm to
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I want to meet these 9 people who downvoted my post so far.


I can't speak for everyone else, but I went back to read your post. I downvoted for this:

quote:

I’m pulling my shirt up over my nose as a mask to minimize the obligatory public restroom shite smell
Posted by CC
Western NY
Member since Feb 2004
14867 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 5:47 pm to
Doctors shocking asystole. You shock a fibrillation not a flat line.
Posted by P-Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
1872 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 6:08 pm to
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Not exactly the same, but movies filmed in Atlanta (Baby Driver, specifically) where recognizing filming locations takes you out of the movie because they are shown out of order for their real locations.

There's a YT video where they split screen the opening scene for BD w/ Google Maps to show you which way he's going.

The map cursor jumps all around downtown Atlanta in a nonconsecutive route.


It's not that bad, but they do teleport a couple of times.

LINK
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10439 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 6:39 pm to
When people get out of bed in the morning, they just head out. No one has to rip a massive morning deuce, brush their teeth or shower.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7136 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:34 pm to
Ahhh....so you enjoy smelling shite. That clarifies it.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93737 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 8:57 pm to
I haven't read the whole thread so someone may have already mentioned this. The same damn tire squeal is used nearly everytime even if the car is in gravel or not going fast enough to squeal the tires. Also, the 18 wheeler horn is usually the same too.
Posted by stateofplay
Member since Sep 2018
1504 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

And there's NEVER ANY CLEANUP. the guy will nut in the girl then they just roll over and fall asleep lol


Hahaha. I know lol.
Posted by Fatboy22
Birmingham AL
Member since Aug 2018
1063 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:34 pm to
The one that always sticks out to me almost no character says goodbye when they hang up the phone. LINK
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 9:38 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116309 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 9:38 pm to
All I know is, all burglars are white.
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
1621 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:40 pm to
When people pour a straight whiskey in a huge water glass then down it. Saw it the other day and it was about a 100 lb. woman.
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