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Everyday stuff that always happens in movies and TV shows that is not realistic

Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31059 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:23 pm
I'll start with two that always annoy me

- People in the bar order "beer" and the bartender knows exactly what they want

- Any time someone is on a computer, the computer will beep and make noises when it's doing things
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22515 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:26 pm to
Anything to do with guns. Like the clicking sound everytime a gun is pointed somewhere.


I didn’t see the “everyday” thing. I guess it’s that for some people.


This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 5:30 pm
Posted by TigerCub
Team Boxtard
Member since May 2006
20179 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:26 pm to
People always finding an empty parking space on the street in front of wherever they are going.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31059 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:30 pm to
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People always finding an empty parking space on the street in front of wherever they are going.




I never thought about that one. Would be kinda funny if they were all "frick man, no parking" followed by 10 minutes of driving around cursing.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31059 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:31 pm to
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I didn’t see the “everyday” thing. I guess it’s that for some people.


I'll allow it

I was going to say that missiles or bombs always blow up as huge fireballs, which is completely inaccurate.
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 5:34 pm
Posted by pevetohead
lurking behind sonic
Member since Apr 2017
2589 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:31 pm to
High school teacher in the middle of a lecture as the bell rings and the students stampede out of the classroom and teacher starts to yell about not forgetting to do homework.
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31059 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:35 pm to
Just thought of another one...

People never say "bye" at the end of a phone call. They just finish their last statement and then both sides just automatically know it's time to hang up.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9761 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:38 pm to
How people at the end of a slasher movie never realize all their friends are dead until the killer is chasing them.
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:43 pm to
People talking on the phone and the connection will get lost or the guy gets hung up on, and they just act like calling them back is not an option as they go on about their day

Any movie that has a scene early in the morning on a school day and the kids and parents are wide awake in the kitchen doing homework and eating breakfast like it’s 3 in the afternoon. And high school kids shooting the shite and full of energy in the parking lot before school starts. Idk about y’all but most mornings in high school everyone looked like zombies
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:48 pm to
When the news is shown on TV they get the story right
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
31797 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:50 pm to
Anytime there is a big car chase scene with multiple wrecks and speeding through stoplights with cross traffic I think about how Ive never seen anything like that in real life and how is that such a common scene in movies


I mean they are fun don’t get me wrong but it bothers me lol
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 5:53 pm
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
3495 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

How people at the end of a slasher movie never realize all their friends are dead until the killer is chasing them.


Only the best killers can pull this off FWIW
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11584 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:53 pm to
Rom coms... all of it

Airport run downs past security, abandoning cars in departures etc

The million and 1 chances to get it right with the "One"

Etc
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:58 pm to
Not saying "bye" when ending a phone call is a huge one.

People walking right into the house without unlocking the door.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49234 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 5:58 pm to
Hacking is almost always ridiculously unrealistic

Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5706 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 6:00 pm to
When leaving the bar they just drop down cash on the counter and walk out. No asking what the tab is or anything. I understand you can but most people don’t operate that way. I guess sending a credit card to be run takes up too much time in a movie.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81261 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 6:03 pm to
Noisily peeling out when a car pulls off.

The way people so casually talk to detectives and then say "are we done now?" There's a John mulaney bit on it on law and order
Posted by dcw7g
Member since Dec 2003
1957 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 6:12 pm to
Hot girls who love to pig out.



That ho hasn’t eaten a carb since GW Bush’s first term.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22515 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 6:15 pm to
And many times they’re in big cities too. With as much traffic as places like LA, NY, Atl (Baby Driver), etc. have, there’s no way they would have room to drive that fast.
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5010 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 6:19 pm to
My wife and I laugh about this every time we finish having sex. In movies they finish and the woman just casually rolls off and cuddles. That’s not how it works. My wife calls what she does to go clean up, the after sex waddle, to make it from sexy time place to the bath room.
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