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re: Everyday stuff that always happens in movies and TV shows that is not realistic

Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:18 am to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141959 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:18 am to
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Nobody actually eats their food. People get up and walk away from food they haven't touched all the time in movies.
I recently read the autobio of the actress who played the schoolteacher on Little House On The Prairie. I figgered she was some conservative Theatah type -- turns out she was a '60s hippie chick who hung out w/Jim Morrison and others in the Laurel Canyon scene. (she also plays the mother in Eraserhead)

She wrote something very interesting. When she was a starving young actress she got a job on some TV show where she had to eat dinner. She showed up on the set hungry, and when they shot the scene she wolfed
down her food voraciously. What she didn't realize is that they would shoot various coverage shots: long, medium, two shot, her CU etc... And every shot had to match her wolfing down the food. By the time they finished the scene she was about to burst.

You may have heard the story about Sinatra storming off the Guys & Dolls set after Brando kept blowing his lines -- deliberately? -- in a two shot where Sinatra had to eat cheesecake. I've seen outtakes from Paper Moon where Tatum O'Neal kept deliberately blowing her line so Ryan had to keep eating pancakes.

The Little House actress said she was too young and naive to know the trick actors use in such scenes: Play with your food -- don't eat unless you have to.

The B&W half hour Gunsmokes have a lot of scenes set in the local restaurant, so the characters can exchange exposition* ("I'm going after the bank robbers", "Be careful Matt" etc). I recently saw one where Matt is having stew for lunch. We see James Arness stir it, cut some of it with a knife and fork, even bring some of it up to his mouth -- but we never actually see him eat anything.


*Another reason for these scenes is actors like them as it gives them something to do with their hands.
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
7782 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:36 am to
Patient dying. Someone with the medical team yelling “we’re losing him!!!”

Literally has never happened across my entire critical care career lol
Posted by moester75
Anne Arundel County, MD
Member since Oct 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:12 am to
Five pages and nobody talked about how obnoxious it is in every movie and tv show when people ring a door bell or knock constantly on a door until someone answers the door?
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6703 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:26 am to
Usually anything that happens in a hospital.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30191 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:30 am to
Anytime hacking or some serious computer scene happens, no one ever uses a mouse.

They can all of a sudden type 1000 words per minute.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77977 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:42 am to
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Anytime hacking or some serious computer scene happens, no one ever uses a mouse.


Real men use command line
Posted by cigsmcgee
LR
Member since May 2012
5233 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:45 am to
ive never seen anyone stash their car keys above their driver side visor. never.

Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
1611 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 12:03 pm to
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I never thought about that one. Would be kinda funny if they were all "frick man, no parking" followed by 10 minutes of driving around cursing.


Seinfeld kind of did this in The Parking Space episode.

This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112329 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 12:38 pm to
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The main character is a complete goober, nerd, geek etc and has never gotten with a girl but happens to get with the hottest girl in the school/he knows during the plot of the movie.


Even worse trope, this plot happens but then the nerdy/overdressed girl he’s been best friends with forever decides now she is in love with him and he decides *right before* banging the 10 that it isn’t right and he loves the friend
Posted by Dunk47
Member since Jan 2014
1059 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 12:45 pm to
Every time a car comes to a stop the breaks squeak. Every time. New car old car doesn’t matter. Once you notice it you can’t unnotice it.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 1:18 pm to
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Not exactly the same, but movies filmed in Atlanta (Baby Driver, specifically) where recognizing filming locations takes you out of the movie because they are shown out of order for their real locations.



That awful K’Ville show a few years back was the worst. Let’s forget about the “gumbo parties” for a second. The first episode had a car chase start in the French quarter and two turns later is on the Huey.

Also, in the second Jack Reacher the car chase through DC is obviously downtown BR.
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4658 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 6:26 pm to
Everyone, even single parents, living in 3,500 square foot, million dollar houses.
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63522 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 6:34 pm to
In courtroom scenes, a lawyer is allowed to say almost anything to lead a witness. It’s almost like the lawyer is being allowed to testify for his side.

Also, most trials are not nearly as dramatic or as histrionic as they are portrayed.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35513 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 6:46 pm to
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In courtroom scenes, a lawyer is allowed to say almost anything to lead a witness. It’s almost like the lawyer is being allowed to testify for his side.


Courtroom scenes are worse than Hospital scenes.

Every lawyer basically gets to testify himself and have a grand monologue to the jury while a witness is on the stand.

And the worst is the obligatory objection and all the lawyer does is throw up his hands and say "Withdrawn!"



Uh, how about contempt of court and a night in jail and a mistrial.

Basically every courtroom scene is closing arguments while they're supposedly cross-examining.

And even when they try to be somewhat lawyerly, every question is leading because the star is the lawyer, he has to tell the story, not the cop on the stand.

Lawyer: Now when you walked into that house, you saw the bloody clothes on the ground and you saw the defendant flee out the back door and the defendant had a guilty look on his face when he looked back and you knew immediately he was the murderer?

Cop: Yes, sir.
This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 6:48 pm
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30401 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:47 pm to
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CSI headquarters look like the bridge of the starship Enterprise.


And everyone is pretty, even the men. Comedies are the only movies with fat, or ugly, heroes.
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:11 pm to
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TV shows


Frasier, one of my top five sitcoms is guilty of two of these:

-Taking an awkward conversation one room away in the kitchen and not be heard 15ft away.

-Living in a high dollar, guard-protected condo and not knowing who is knocking at your door. It could be a neighbor, but there were many times that the story leaned on a non-tenant suprise.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34671 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 9:10 pm to
I've never seen a movie or TV show get it right when portraying what a radio DJ does. Never.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58074 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 9:30 pm to
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Not exactly the same, but movies filmed in Atlanta (Baby Driver, specifically) where recognizing filming locations takes you out of the movie because they are shown out of order for their real locations.


On a similar front when they film a scene in one city that is supposed to be set in a completely different place but don't avoid obvious landmarks.

Examples include Dallas standing in for Detroit in Robocop, Chicago standing in for Gotham in the Nolan Batman films, and Vancouver standing in for DC in The X-Files as well as hundreds of other movies and TV shows.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31131 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 9:30 pm to
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I've never seen a movie or TV show get it right when portraying what a radio DJ does. Never.


Not even Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch from the Simpsons?

LINK
Posted by AU66
Northport Al
Member since Sep 2006
3264 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 9:44 pm to
In a thriller when the woman is being chased gets in the car and the battery is isnt strong enough to actually crank the car, finally after the fourth try the car turns over and she escpes, i have never gotten a car to do that.
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