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If Dolly Parton Wanted To Hook Up With You Would You Turn Her Down?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:50 pm
Be honest.. Yes, she is 74... But if for whatever reason you got a direct request saying that Dolly Parton wanted to have sex with you, would you turn it down?
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:50 pm to OweO
Absolutely not.
Also, frick you.
Also, frick you.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:51 pm to OweO
Why do you capitalize every word in every title you make?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:51 pm to OweO
I'd turn it down.....face down.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:52 pm to OweO
Looking like that, yes. Fame does not add points for me.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:52 pm to OweO
Only if she yelled "Joleeeeeene"
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:53 pm to OweO
Yes, for two reasons: to see what the most famous tig ol' bitties look like and also to say that I banged Dolly Parton.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:54 pm to OweO
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:55 pm to OweO
She's had a long time to hone her oral skills.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:55 pm to OweO
Been wanting to see those tits for 25 years.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:56 pm to OweO
Yes. She annoys me greatly.
ETA: Dolly ain't Dolly no more. She's something that resembles Dolly pieced together out of spare parts.
ETA: Dolly ain't Dolly no more. She's something that resembles Dolly pieced together out of spare parts.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:59 pm to OweO
Yes to turning her down. Happily married.
Change the scenario to Dolly at any age?
Yes to turning her down. Happily married.
Change the scenario to not being married.
Yes to Dolly at any age.
Change the scenario to Dolly at any age?
Yes to turning her down. Happily married.
Change the scenario to not being married.
Yes to Dolly at any age.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:01 pm to OweO
Like YOU could do anything with that......
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:05 pm to OweO
Hell no I wouldn't.
I'm married, so I have a lot to give old Dolly if she wanted it. Lord knows my wife doesn't.
I'm married, so I have a lot to give old Dolly if she wanted it. Lord knows my wife doesn't.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:07 pm to OweO
If Dolly offered you sex in exchange for you to quit making shitty threads, would you turn her down?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:32 pm to OweO
This is not legit.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:42 pm to OweO
Have to admit that I have had Dollywood and probably could get it again.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:07 pm to OweO
She can do what she wants to me! 
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:09 pm to OweO
I'd give Dolly the best 30 seconds of her life...
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 3:10 pm
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