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re: Things the wife asks you to do that she could’ve done herself

Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:12 am to
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:12 am to
Shhhhhhh!

I'm not needed for anything but she hasn't figured it out yet.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
11029 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:13 am to
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Things the wife asks you to do that she could’ve done herself




I'll take Everything for $1000, Alex.
Posted by Space Cadet
Member since Sep 2019
446 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:13 am to
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quote:
Things the wife asks you to do that she could’ve done herself



I'll take Everything for $1000, Alex.





How? How does this make any sense?
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:15 am to
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I'll take Everything for $1000, Alex.



quote:

Space Cadet




Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90977 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:17 am to
This is why I have a chauffeur to bring the car around and walk her to the car holding an umbrella
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
3979 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:20 am to
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pouring rain to move my wife’s car under the carport


Damn, we're not allowed to have carports in my subdivision. Lucky you.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36215 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:21 am to
Don’t be p*ssy.
Be a man.
You should do those things without being asked.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171103 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:27 am to
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the carport


Maybe if you spent more time working instead of jerking, you could afford a house with a garage.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36905 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:28 am to
Turn the lights off
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19457 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:28 am to
Like flick her bean
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18968 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:33 am to
These are impossible tests she is dumping on you.

She wants it done, and knows she is more than capable of doing it.

If you do it, she will think that she likes this, and will even act like she appreciates it. Deep down, she views you as weak for doing this menial task she asked of you, rather than telling her to do it herself.

If you don’t do it, she will act like a bitch, but deep down, she will respect you more for standing up for yourself.

Women who frequently do this are pretty fricked in the head, and NOT marriage material.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17076 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:36 am to
All sorts of crap
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65988 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:39 am to
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Pull a Caitlyn Jenner and install your own pussy. Then you can get other guys to do shite like this for you.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:41 am to
Every man puts up with something stupid from his wife from time to time. It's life. If you want sex on the reg, you have to do stupid shite
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
479 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:43 am to
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Correct. Zero pussy was had in this household


Incorrect I'm sure Jody got some
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11502 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:44 am to
mine asked me to make cornbread yesterday while I was reading. I sighed and started to get up. Wrong move. I might as well have cussed about it and told her F no. She ended up making the cornbread because it was obvious that I didn't want to because of that sigh. The cornbread is the least she could do, I do 90% of the cooking.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41773 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:44 am to
quote:

These are impossible tests she is dumping on you. She wants it done, and knows she is more than capable of doing it. If you do it, she will think that she likes this, and will even act like she appreciates it. Deep down, she views you as weak for doing this menial task she asked of you, rather than telling her to do it herself. If you don’t do it, she will act like a bitch, but deep down, she will respect you more for standing up for yourself. Women who frequently do this are pretty fricked in the head, and NOT marriage material.


I think you need to find a better place to meet women.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41773 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:46 am to


Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13536 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:07 am to
Wonder what the odds are that the people doing the carport-shaming are actually apartment dwellers?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27327 posts
Posted on 10/31/19 at 9:10 am to
All women do this stuff and I have no idea why.

I guess it’s learned behavior that they can take advantage of men in this way.
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