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New bar in STL charges customers by the hour, not by the drink

Posted on 10/9/19 at 9:58 am
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17153 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 9:58 am
Vice.com

On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want. And on Saturdays, it plans to serve bottomless mimosas, unlimited bellinis, and a buffet brunch for 20 bucks an hour.


And yeah, he has a plan for preventing his customers from rolling in, dropping a $10 bill on the bar, and spending the next 59 minutes getting absolutely shitfaced. First, before anyone can book an hour of time at Open Concept—yes, he's banking on everyone's ability to plan ahead—they'll have to create a profile so they can receive a confirmation code.

That code is then used for their drink orders, too. The bartenders know better than to serve a customer more than one drink at a time, and the bar's top-secret system will somehow calculate the appropriate rate of consumption to keep everyone from being overserved. Butler also says that the bartenders will scan everyone's driver's license and "use a patron’s height and weight" to ensure that they're not drinking too much, too fast. (We're predicting that absolutely zero people will be excited about having to tell the bartender their weight just so they can get a third rum punch.)

Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:00 am to
Someone brought this idea to Dave Portnoy's version of shark tank and John Taffer blew it out of the water.
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
895 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:01 am to
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you get all the booze you want

quote:

"use a patron’s height and weight" to ensure that they're not drinking too much, too fast.


Verdict: You do not get all the booze you want.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96453 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:02 am to
I think I hear the sound of a bank account being emptied by a really bad business plan.

Charging by hour is dumb to begin with

Having a password to buy a drink is going to be a bottleneck.

Having intrusive personal data on patrons in order to get a drink and then being told they are drinking too fast is going to piss people off.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16639 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:02 am to
Grand opening, grand closing.
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2579 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:02 am to
Lawsuit waiting to happen. The club is essentially taking responsibility for how much you drink.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98351 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:03 am to
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use a patron’s height and weight" to ensure that they're not drinking too much


Fat activists, assemble!
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
11075 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:03 am to
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secret system will somehow calculate the appropriate rate of consumption to keep everyone from being overserved


Truth: The secret system will actually calculate how many drinks to allow and still hit a certain margin.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37373 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:05 am to
Whoever is funding this is about to lose his arse
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:07 am to
quote:

On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want.


quote:

And yeah, he has a plan for preventing his customers from rolling in, dropping a $10 bill on the bar, and spending the next 59 minutes getting absolutely shitfaced.

Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:07 am to
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On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want
Fred's has been doing this for decades.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38616 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:17 am to
I'd like to see them roll this business model out in Green Bay or NOLA.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35120 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:19 am to
quote:

On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want.


So... open bar? Welcome to tigerland...
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24995 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:22 am to
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for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want.


Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58354 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:25 am to
Serious question here, the legal limit of .08 is so easy for most ppl to cross could a bar actually make a profit if it strictly kept ppl under it?
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:29 am to
The goal of a bar is to keep people there longer so they keep buying drinks.

A concept that puts how long the patron has been at the bar at top of mind is the exact opposite of what you want.

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22303 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:33 am to
A sneaky way to charge an exorbitant cover and allow you two drinks an hour.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:46 am to
Power hour [on] off
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29190 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:47 am to
I know an old baw that could single handedly put them out of business.
This post was edited on 10/9/19 at 10:48 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59761 posts
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:50 am to
This sounds really ghey. How am I supposed to get women drunk enough to frick me?
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