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New bar in STL charges customers by the hour, not by the drink
Posted on 10/9/19 at 9:58 am
Posted on 10/9/19 at 9:58 am
Vice.com
On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want. And on Saturdays, it plans to serve bottomless mimosas, unlimited bellinis, and a buffet brunch for 20 bucks an hour.
And yeah, he has a plan for preventing his customers from rolling in, dropping a $10 bill on the bar, and spending the next 59 minutes getting absolutely shitfaced. First, before anyone can book an hour of time at Open Concept—yes, he's banking on everyone's ability to plan ahead—they'll have to create a profile so they can receive a confirmation code.
That code is then used for their drink orders, too. The bartenders know better than to serve a customer more than one drink at a time, and the bar's top-secret system will somehow calculate the appropriate rate of consumption to keep everyone from being overserved. Butler also says that the bartenders will scan everyone's driver's license and "use a patron’s height and weight" to ensure that they're not drinking too much, too fast. (We're predicting that absolutely zero people will be excited about having to tell the bartender their weight just so they can get a third rum punch.)
On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want. And on Saturdays, it plans to serve bottomless mimosas, unlimited bellinis, and a buffet brunch for 20 bucks an hour.
And yeah, he has a plan for preventing his customers from rolling in, dropping a $10 bill on the bar, and spending the next 59 minutes getting absolutely shitfaced. First, before anyone can book an hour of time at Open Concept—yes, he's banking on everyone's ability to plan ahead—they'll have to create a profile so they can receive a confirmation code.
That code is then used for their drink orders, too. The bartenders know better than to serve a customer more than one drink at a time, and the bar's top-secret system will somehow calculate the appropriate rate of consumption to keep everyone from being overserved. Butler also says that the bartenders will scan everyone's driver's license and "use a patron’s height and weight" to ensure that they're not drinking too much, too fast. (We're predicting that absolutely zero people will be excited about having to tell the bartender their weight just so they can get a third rum punch.)
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:00 am to Tigeralum2008
Someone brought this idea to Dave Portnoy's version of shark tank and John Taffer blew it out of the water.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:01 am to Tigeralum2008
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you get all the booze you want
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"use a patron’s height and weight" to ensure that they're not drinking too much, too fast.
Verdict: You do not get all the booze you want.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:02 am to Tigeralum2008
I think I hear the sound of a bank account being emptied by a really bad business plan.
Charging by hour is dumb to begin with
Having a password to buy a drink is going to be a bottleneck.
Having intrusive personal data on patrons in order to get a drink and then being told they are drinking too fast is going to piss people off.
Charging by hour is dumb to begin with
Having a password to buy a drink is going to be a bottleneck.
Having intrusive personal data on patrons in order to get a drink and then being told they are drinking too fast is going to piss people off.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:02 am to Tigeralum2008
Grand opening, grand closing.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:02 am to Tigeralum2008
Lawsuit waiting to happen. The club is essentially taking responsibility for how much you drink.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:03 am to Tigeralum2008
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use a patron’s height and weight" to ensure that they're not drinking too much
Fat activists, assemble!
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:03 am to Tigeralum2008
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secret system will somehow calculate the appropriate rate of consumption to keep everyone from being overserved
Truth: The secret system will actually calculate how many drinks to allow and still hit a certain margin.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:05 am to Tigeralum2008
Whoever is funding this is about to lose his arse
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:07 am to Tigeralum2008
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On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want.
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And yeah, he has a plan for preventing his customers from rolling in, dropping a $10 bill on the bar, and spending the next 59 minutes getting absolutely shitfaced.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:07 am to Tigeralum2008
quote:Fred's has been doing this for decades.
On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:17 am to Tigeralum2008
I'd like to see them roll this business model out in Green Bay or NOLA.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:19 am to Tigeralum2008
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On Friday, Open Concept celebrated its grand opening, and it launched its, uh, concept too: for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want.
So... open bar? Welcome to tigerland...
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:22 am to Tigeralum2008
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for $10 an hour, you get all the booze you want.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:25 am to Tigeralum2008
Serious question here, the legal limit of .08 is so easy for most ppl to cross could a bar actually make a profit if it strictly kept ppl under it?
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:29 am to Tigeralum2008
The goal of a bar is to keep people there longer so they keep buying drinks.
A concept that puts how long the patron has been at the bar at top of mind is the exact opposite of what you want.
A concept that puts how long the patron has been at the bar at top of mind is the exact opposite of what you want.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:33 am to Tigeralum2008
A sneaky way to charge an exorbitant cover and allow you two drinks an hour.
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:47 am to Tigeralum2008
I know an old baw that could single handedly put them out of business.
This post was edited on 10/9/19 at 10:48 am
Posted on 10/9/19 at 10:50 am to Tigeralum2008
This sounds really ghey. How am I supposed to get women drunk enough to frick me?
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