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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:40 pm to TSS4LSU
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:40 pm to TSS4LSU
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Have a convertible also. Slashing that would really piss me off
Had my softtop slashed last year.... didn’t steal anything... and they could have simply unzipped my window... or opened the unlocked door...
Nah... frick your shite the thief who got nothing decided.
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Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:40 pm to beerJeep
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Get naked and chase him off
I recommend this...I always run faster when I am naked...
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:41 pm to TSS4LSU
If you beat the shite out of him I doubt cops would care, just make sure it’s right kid and not the neighbors autistic kid looking for hot wheels in the grass. Those can get dicey
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:41 pm to Athis
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I always run faster when I am naked
Pro tip, shave your body hair off. You’re more aerodynamic
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:42 pm to TSS4LSU
Call these guys
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:43 pm to TSS4LSU
quote:That's all fine and dandy, as long as you're willing to deal with the shite that will come with that
What can I legally do? Sure I could call cops. But if he’s on my property vandalizing my stuff can I smack him with a bat? Shoot him? Beat the shite out of him? What if he’s a punk teenager? Does that change what I could do? I don’t tolerate senseless property destruction.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:44 pm to TSS4LSU
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Have a convertible also. Slashing that would really piss me off
Prayers for your Miata
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:44 pm to TSS4LSU
Some drunk teenagers, per a local kid, came through our neighborhood and stabbed tires and knifed some paint jobs. My Tacoma was sliced up on one side. My son had it down at his friend’s house while swimming. There was no proof of who did what soooooooooo.....nuttin. shite sucks!
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:46 pm to TSS4LSU
Catch him, Beat him and say he came at you with what he used to slash.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:53 pm to TSS4LSU
Shoot him, drag him into your house, call the cops and report a home invasion.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:54 pm to TSS4LSU
Watch the beginning of American History X. Edward Norton will show you what to do when you catch him.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:54 pm to TSS4LSU
Do what you want. If I’m on the jury, you will not be convicted.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:57 pm to TSS4LSU
Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'da given anything to catch that a-hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:57 pm to TSS4LSU
You can yell at him and call police. DO NOT use lethal force. You will go to jail unless you can PROVE that you had legit fear of harm or death.
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:59 pm to TSS4LSU
Mind if I ask in which of the 99 Birmingham neighborhoods this happened?
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:15 pm to TSS4LSU
"I heard a noise outside and went out to investigate. I must have surprised him because he lunged at me, with what appeared to be the biggest knife I had ever seen."
"That's when I shot him. Repeatedly."
"That's when I shot him. Repeatedly."
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:18 pm to League Champs
Slasher carrying a knife=fair game
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:19 pm to beerJeep
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Pro tip, shave your body hair off. You’re more aerodynamic
Is that like shaving your pussy to surf faster?
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:23 pm to TSS4LSU
Shoot him. Stand your ground law. He came at you with a knife.
Don’t underestimate how good they are with ballistics these days though. If you go moving shell casings, better think about that.
Don’t underestimate how good they are with ballistics these days though. If you go moving shell casings, better think about that.
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