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Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...

Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:33 pm
Posted by TSS4LSU
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2003
742 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:33 pm
What can I legally do? Sure I could call cops. But if he’s on my property vandalizing my stuff can I smack him with a bat? Shoot him? Beat the shite out of him? What if he’s a punk teenager? Does that change what I could do? I don’t tolerate senseless property destruction.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120301 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:34 pm to
You dont park your cars in your garage?
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25714 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:34 pm to
Cut his hands off. That will teach him!
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4653 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:34 pm to
Ya definitely shoot him or hit him with a bat. Should work out fine.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:34 pm to
You can point a gun to his forehead and wait for the cops to show up.

That’s pretty much about it.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

What if he’s a punk teenager?


What if? I'm not sure who else it would be. He's probably mad his mom wouldn't buy him a $350 computer gaming accessory, and he's embraced Maoist insurrection in retaliation.

Best thing you can do is probably just quietly beat the crap out of him and hope you don't get caught. Legally, I don't think you're allowed to do a damn thing to him.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35045 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

What can I legally do?


Get naked and chase him off
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47612 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124285 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:37 pm to
Slash him


This post was edited on 9/28/19 at 9:07 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63346 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:38 pm to
What would you do if you found out Freddy Krueger did it?

That's right. Not a goddamn thing.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33578 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

You dont park your cars in your garage?
you park your car yourself?
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18026 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:38 pm to
You have the legal right to call the cops and wait as they swiftly arrive and arrest him/her.
Posted by Jopete
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2019
373 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:38 pm to
what you need to do is stop posting about it on here and have a plan of action.

the smaller you cut up the pieces the better, and take it to the grave.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:38 pm to
Stand your ground and shoot the motherfricker
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11631 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:38 pm to
I guarantee it's a little white POS..
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35045 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

you park your car yourself?


You drive instead of fly?
Posted by TSS4LSU
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2003
742 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:39 pm to
We are renting while our house is being built so no garage.
Have a convertible also. Slashing that would really piss me off
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:39 pm to
bat would be ok, gun, no.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:40 pm to
Whatever you do, don’t spray him with a water hose.

That will get you shot


RIP Big Lee
Posted by TSS4LSU
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2003
742 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 8:40 pm to
Why would but be ok?
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