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TSS4LSU
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Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
What can I legally do? Sure I could call cops. But if he’s on my property vandalizing my stuff can I smack him with a bat? Shoot him? Beat the shite out of him? What if he’s a punk teenager? Does that change what I could do? I don’t tolerate senseless property destruction.


Cosmo
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
You dont park your cars in your garage?


Byrdybyrd05
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Cut his hands off. That will teach him!


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Huey Lewis
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Ya definitely shoot him or hit him with a bat. Should work out fine.


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tgrbaitn08
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
You can point a gun to his forehead and wait for the cops to show up.

That’s pretty much about it.


USMEagles
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
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What if he’s a punk teenager?


What if? I'm not sure who else it would be. He's probably mad his mom wouldn't buy him a $350 computer gaming accessory, and he's embraced Maoist insurrection in retaliation.

Best thing you can do is probably just quietly beat the crap out of him and hope you don't get caught. Legally, I don't think you're allowed to do a damn thing to him.


beerJeep
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
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What can I legally do?


Get naked and chase him off


Green Chili Tiger
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fr33manator
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shutterspeed
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
What would you do if you found out Freddy Krueger did it?

That's right. Not a goddamn thing.


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Pedro
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
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You dont park your cars in your garage?
you park your car yourself?


SelaTiger
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
You have the legal right to call the cops and wait as they swiftly arrive and arrest him/her.


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Jopete
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2019
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
what you need to do is stop posting about it on here and have a plan of action.

the smaller you cut up the pieces the better, and take it to the grave.


jamboybarry
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Stand your ground and shoot the motherfricker


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Athis
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
I guarantee it's a little white POS..


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beerJeep
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Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
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you park your car yourself?


You drive instead of fly?


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TSS4LSU
LSU Fan
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2003
452 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
We are renting while our house is being built so no garage.
Have a convertible also. Slashing that would really piss me off


SeeeeK
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St.Louis
Member since Sep 2012
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
bat would be ok, gun, no.


tgrbaitn08
USA Fan
Member since Dec 2007
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Whatever you do, don’t spray him with a water hose.

That will get you shot


RIP Big Lee


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TSS4LSU
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Birmingham
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Why would but be ok?


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