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lsucoonass
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shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Shoot him in the knee cap


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Sidicous
LSU Fan
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
10235 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
If he's slashing tires then he's armed.

Make sure all video in the area is not directed towards the area and shoot him till dead. No video = no disputing your claim of self defense as "he came at you armed with what he slashes tires with causing you to fear for your life."


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Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
8481 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
You not going to do jack


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OweO
LSU Fan
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
84289 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Seriously, if you are going to do something a gun is your only option because you don't know if they will have one.


SHOtime Tiger
Member since Aug 2019
636 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Well I'm sure if you do anything this thread won't come back to haunt you.

You are like the dumbass spouse who Google searches "how to hire a Hitman"


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The Boat
Duke Fan
Monroe, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
110403 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
That sure would ruin a morning to go outside and see that.


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Mr Personality
Cal State Fullerton Fan
Deep in ya throat
Member since Mar 2014
20840 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Tie him up

Force him to tell you where he lives

And frick his mom in front of him


fallguy_1978
LSU Fan
Half mile from St George
Member since Feb 2018
20913 posts
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
I'm guessing his dad won't be around so he's probably good.


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ksayetiger
Wisconsin Fan
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
54163 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
quote:

always run faster when I am naked


Pro tip, shave your body hair off. You’re more aerodynamic



If you go double your normal speed you use half the energy


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bhtigerfan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
21246 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Beat the shite out of him. Tell cops he attacked you.

Self defense bro.


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nateslu1
New Orleans Saints Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
5040 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
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Have a convertible also. Slashing that would really piss me off


Had my softtop slashed last year.... didn’t steal anything... and they could have simply unzipped my window... or opened the unlocked door...

Nah... frick your shite the thief who got nothing decided.



Pro tip: Don't spend a lot of money on a replacement window because it's going to happen again.


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DecadePlusLurker
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2016
301 posts
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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
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What if? I'm not sure who else it would be. He's probably mad his mom wouldn't buy him a $350 computer gaming accessory, and he's embraced Maoist insurrection in retaliation.


I legit lol’d


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Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
36226 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
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If I catch him in the act...


Don't leave any evidence.


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fr33manator
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Baton Rouge
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Breauxsif
LSU Fan
Member since May 2012
7544 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
If you shoot him in the back in LA, you’ll more than likely be charged with 2nd degree murder, FYI


Paul Allen
Notre Dame Fan
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
60397 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
Ok, street lawyer


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Mr Personality
Cal State Fullerton Fan
Deep in ya throat
Member since Mar 2014
20840 posts

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Breauxsif
LSU Fan
Member since May 2012
7544 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
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So like probation

Have fun beating a 2nd degree murder charge in LA, which carries an automatic life sentence upon conviction. But hey, roll the dice and then report back to the OT when you’re indicted by a grand jury.

And frick you Paul, you troll POS.


Paul Allen
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Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
60397 posts

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Mr Personality
Cal State Fullerton Fan
Deep in ya throat
Member since Mar 2014
20840 posts

re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...
If you talk shite to Paul again I will beat your fricking arse


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