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re: Tire slasher hit the neighborhood last night. If I catch him in the act...

Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68466 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:26 pm to
Shoot him in the knee cap
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17188 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:45 pm to
If he's slashing tires then he's armed.

Make sure all video in the area is not directed towards the area and shoot him till dead. No video = no disputing your claim of self defense as "he came at you armed with what he slashes tires with causing you to fear for your life."
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
19829 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:54 pm to
You not going to do jack
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:55 pm to
Seriously, if you are going to do something a gun is your only option because you don't know if they will have one.
Posted by SHOtime Tiger
Member since Aug 2019
1361 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 9:59 pm to
Well I'm sure if you do anything this thread won't come back to haunt you.

You are like the dumbass spouse who Google searches "how to hire a Hitman"
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164267 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:27 pm to
That sure would ruin a morning to go outside and see that.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:34 pm to
Tie him up

Force him to tell you where he lives

And frick his mom in front of him
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48606 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:35 pm to
I'm guessing his dad won't be around so he's probably good.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68318 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

always run faster when I am naked


Pro tip, shave your body hair off. You’re more aerodynamic



If you go double your normal speed you use half the energy
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29491 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 10:51 pm to
Beat the shite out of him. Tell cops he attacked you.

Self defense bro.
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6437 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

quote:
Have a convertible also. Slashing that would really piss me off


Had my softtop slashed last year.... didn’t steal anything... and they could have simply unzipped my window... or opened the unlocked door...

Nah... frick your shite the thief who got nothing decided.



Pro tip: Don't spend a lot of money on a replacement window because it's going to happen again.
Posted by DecadePlusLurker
Member since Sep 2016
505 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 11:25 pm to
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What if? I'm not sure who else it would be. He's probably mad his mom wouldn't buy him a $350 computer gaming accessory, and he's embraced Maoist insurrection in retaliation.


I legit lol’d
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51687 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

If I catch him in the act...


Don't leave any evidence.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124330 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

what you need to do is stop posting about it on here and have a plan of action.

the smaller you cut up the pieces the better, and take it to the grave.







Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 11:58 pm to
If you shoot him in the back in LA, you’ll more than likely be charged with 2nd degree murder, FYI
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75219 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 12:10 am to
Ok, street lawyer
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 12:19 am to
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2nd degree murder




So like probation
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 12:24 am to
quote:

So like probation

Have fun beating a 2nd degree murder charge in LA, which carries an automatic life sentence upon conviction. But hey, roll the dice and then report back to the OT when you’re indicted by a grand jury.

And frick you Paul, you troll POS.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75219 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 12:25 am to
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 12:27 am to
If you talk shite to Paul again I will beat your fricking arse
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