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Mary lost a quarter on a blow job following a DWI arrest
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:44 am
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:44 am
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Mary Kessler Westerlund, 62, of the Village of Tierra Del Sol South, was in a gray Acura at about 10:30 p.m. Monday at The Villages Public Safety Department’s Fire Station 41 at County Road 466 and Morse Boulevard when law enforcement was alerted to the possibility she may have been driving while intoxicated. A Sumter County sheriff’s deputy found that Westerlund had “bloodshot glassy eyes and heavily slurred speech,” according to an arrest report. “I repeatedly attempted to speak with the (Westerlund), however she was so impaired she would just scream at me. While she was screaming I could smell the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her breath,” the deputy wrote in the report. When asked to step out of her vehicle, she told the deputy she was “not going to jail.” When she was escorted to a patrol car, she repeatedly attempted to pull away. She struggled through field sobriety exercises. When Westerlund was asked to provide a breath sample, she wanted to wager a quarter with the machine’s operator, predicting she would measure .190 blood alcohol content. She provided samples that registered .229 and .210 blood alcohol content.
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Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:46 am to arseinclarse
I’m almost jealous of people like this. Imagine how simple life is for them
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:48 am to arseinclarse
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“bloodshot glassy eyes and heavily slurred speech
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strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her breath,
straight out of the handbook
+2 for thread title, nice
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:48 am to arseinclarse
Ahhhh, I see what you did there.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:48 am to arseinclarse
I thought this was about Mary Landrieu.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:49 am to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
thread title kang
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:50 am to arseinclarse
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he provided samples that registered .229 and .210 blood alcohol content.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:51 am to arseinclarse
Seems like she won, predicted 0.19...got it up there to 0.21.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:52 am to Gaston
She had to predict it to within a hundredth to get it right.
0.18 through 0.20 would have won it for her.
0.18 through 0.20 would have won it for her.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 10:55 am to arseinclarse
solid thread title. upvote
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:00 am to Gaston
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Seems like she won, predicted 0.19...got it up there to 0.21.
It's like Price is Right, closest bid without going over. But instead of winning a car, you get your car taken away
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:02 am to arseinclarse
1. Perfect title
2. Pics included
3. Profit
4. Upvote
2. Pics included
3. Profit
4. Upvote
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:11 am to idlewatcher
OP ain’t no rookie bruh.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:21 am to arseinclarse
Those are not rookie numbers
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:25 am to wallowinit
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Mary Kessler Westerlund, 62, of the Village of Tierra Del Sol South
This chick parties. IWHI
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:29 am to arseinclarse
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She provided samples that registered .229 and .210 blood alcohol content.
Surprised she was conscious.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:31 am to 0
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Surprised she was conscious.
I'm sure there are 1000's of fans in Tiger Stadium on Saturday nights that can easily hit this mark.
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:33 am to arseinclarse
Somewhere she's singing "Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares"
Posted on 8/22/19 at 11:34 am to arseinclarse
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she wanted to wager a quarter with the machine’s operator, predicting she would measure .190 blood alcohol content
At least take a shot and wager that if you guess right then they just drive you home with no charges
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