re: When you leave a hotel do you straighten up the room.....

Of course.

I clean up pretty much any mess I create in public until someone comes over and basically makes me stop because of company policy.

I wipe my splooge off the carpet into one of the towels. I jerk off a lot in hotels when I travel for work.

No. Cleaning the room is part of what I pay for. I mean, I'll make sure the dead hooker's stuffed nicely under the bed, but that's about it.

Yes. I usually leave a $20 tip too depending on how long I stayed.

Yes, all they have to do basically is take the trash and make the beds. I leave hotel rooms neat. not trash everywhere out of courtesy and it makes it easy to see you're not forgetting anything you need behind. The bathroom I don't care just throw the towels on floor

I make sure my semen is on at least a half dozen things it shouldn't be on.

But I strip the bed for the maid

having worked at some hotels in the past i can tell you for a fact, unless its a 5 star luxury hotel, if you make the bed before you leave it stays just like that for the next guest.

hell, they dont even change the sheets unless you leave deposits on them

its all about covering things up to make you think its clean and very little cleaning actually goes on after you leave or before you get there

Yes, I do.

I try not to look like some sort of savage...

Clean it up just to make sure I’m not forgetting anything

I don't really mess up a hotel. I throw away things that need to be thrown away, but things back where they belong.

Anyone who leaves a hotel a complete mess is just lazy. It's really not hard to keep a hotel room in tact.