What is the song "stroking" really about?

Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?

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What is the song "stroking" really about?

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Kellen Winslow

I got in trouble for dancing to this song in Jr High when my Mom chaperoned a dance

that's all I got

You serious, Clark?

Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH shite!
Clarence Carter

Stroke it Clarence Carter,
but don’t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain’t tight enough
You can put it up my Wooooo

The Ice Man says hole up!

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Hes either a proficient swimmer or pulling a Kellen Winslow.

What is "My Ding a Ling" abuot?

When I was a little biddy boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
Silver bells hangin' on a string,
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
Then momma took me to Sunday school,
They tried to teach me the golden rule.
Ev'rytime the choir would sing,
I'd take out my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
And then momma took me to Grammar school,
But I stopped off in the vestibule.
Ev'ry time that bell would ring,
Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
Once I was climbin' the garden wall,
I slipped and had a terrible fall.
I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
I remember the girl next door,
We used to play house on the kitchen floor.
She'd be the queen, I'd be the king,
And I let her play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
Once I was swimmin' 'cross Turtle Creek,
Man, them snappers all around my feet.
Sure was hard swimmin' 'cross that thing,
With both hands holdin' my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
The girl downstairs, she's a big and bold,
Grandma warned me, she's too old.
She used to take me swingin' in a schoolyard swing,
Swing down and take my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
This here song it ain't so sad,
The cutest little song you ever had.
Those of you who will not sing,
You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling!
Oh, your ding-a-ling, oh, your ding-a-ling,
We saw you playin' with your ding-a-ling!
Well, my ding-a-ling, everybody sing,
I want to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
I want to play with my ding-a-ling!

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