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Corporate Buzzwords BS email
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:29 pm
How many of you deal with this crap on a daily basis???
We need to create some synergies so that we can align and sync up to have a value add to our calls. Maybe even have a deep dive and come up with a game plan so that we become laser focused while picking up the low hanging fruit and drive results. It will require all hands on deck as long as we loop in everyone and assign action items and think outside the box about our pain points so that we don’t have to reinvent the wheel.
We are in the driver’s seat and I think that we can help move the needle and bring some more things to the table as long as we have some things in the pipeline and don’t have to run anything up the ladder. Our window of opportunity is closing so hopefully we won’t have to go back to the drawing board. Otherwise, if none of this can get done in a timely manner with all the moving parts someone will have to jump ship or else they will get off the bus if they haven’t already been thrown under the bus to begin with.
If for some reason we cannot accomplish our tasks we have some options in our back pocket that we can circle back on so that we don’t have a hard stop or disruption to our business or boundary partners. We have to work closely with our physical boots on the ground partners and ensure we are in lockstep with them. Again, if we cannot come to an agreement we will likely have to take the discussion offline and be crystal clear with our messaging. I just really want to make sure that this is on everyone’s radar, and although it is a paradigm shift, it is up to us to move the needle. I hope this is clear to everyone and that you can utilize the toolkits and navigate the very unique situations that we encounter. This could be a game changer! Ping me if you have any questions.
Regards, Thanks, Thank You, Sincerely, Yours Truly.
How was that for a long email without actually saying anything?
We need to create some synergies so that we can align and sync up to have a value add to our calls. Maybe even have a deep dive and come up with a game plan so that we become laser focused while picking up the low hanging fruit and drive results. It will require all hands on deck as long as we loop in everyone and assign action items and think outside the box about our pain points so that we don’t have to reinvent the wheel.
We are in the driver’s seat and I think that we can help move the needle and bring some more things to the table as long as we have some things in the pipeline and don’t have to run anything up the ladder. Our window of opportunity is closing so hopefully we won’t have to go back to the drawing board. Otherwise, if none of this can get done in a timely manner with all the moving parts someone will have to jump ship or else they will get off the bus if they haven’t already been thrown under the bus to begin with.
If for some reason we cannot accomplish our tasks we have some options in our back pocket that we can circle back on so that we don’t have a hard stop or disruption to our business or boundary partners. We have to work closely with our physical boots on the ground partners and ensure we are in lockstep with them. Again, if we cannot come to an agreement we will likely have to take the discussion offline and be crystal clear with our messaging. I just really want to make sure that this is on everyone’s radar, and although it is a paradigm shift, it is up to us to move the needle. I hope this is clear to everyone and that you can utilize the toolkits and navigate the very unique situations that we encounter. This could be a game changer! Ping me if you have any questions.
Regards, Thanks, Thank You, Sincerely, Yours Truly.
How was that for a long email without actually saying anything?
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:29 pm to X82ndTiger
I ain’t reading that crap
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:30 pm to X82ndTiger
This is turning into a biweekly thread.
We should set up a meeting to whiteboard ideas to prevent others from creating them.
We should set up a meeting to whiteboard ideas to prevent others from creating them.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:35 pm to X82ndTiger
read every word and it infuriated me
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:35 pm to X82ndTiger
This made me laugh, cringe, and cry all at once. While i'm currently dealing with work BS as we speak...
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:36 pm to vuvuzela
Was on a conference call one day and kept hearing this over and over again. Took me like 5 minutes to type this up due to me being so pissed off. Yes, infuriating to say the least.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:39 pm to X82ndTiger
Suicide is not an option. Stick it out.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:40 pm to PiscesTiger
LOL, not an option. I think it’s funny and usually play along with it just to piss people off.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:42 pm to X82ndTiger
Has "right" made it's way yet?
What we need to do, right, is find new ways to leverage synergies, right, because that's what our customers expect, right, and quite frankly why they pay us, right?
What we need to do, right, is find new ways to leverage synergies, right, because that's what our customers expect, right, and quite frankly why they pay us, right?
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:43 pm to X82ndTiger
I read it and don’t miss any of my time with the big corporation.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:43 pm to X82ndTiger
What's the deal with airline food?
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:44 pm to Geauxboy
Yeah, that’s in the mix too, right? Another one that’s overused way too much but not necessarily in emails, just while speaking. Right?
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:45 pm to Rossberg02
Nope, not insurance. Can be incorporated into any corporate lingo.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:48 pm to X82ndTiger
I did that corporate BS song and dance for 15 years where meetings were held to plan meetings to create power points to deliver at a meeting.
My current job is best ever...no meetings and call if you have a real problem!
My current job is best ever...no meetings and call if you have a real problem!
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:51 pm to X82ndTiger
Worst part of any job is the emails. Such BS. Oh, I farted. Better email everyone and give them details. Haaaaaaaaate it.
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:52 pm to X82ndTiger
My cooperate office lady sent an e-mail titled "Urgent, Send Nudes."
But.... It's not what you're thinking
But.... It's not what you're thinking
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:53 pm to X82ndTiger
“At the end of the day” ...don’t forget all of the abbreviations. The RVP wants the NSP of the MSA to be A ok so be sure your pipeline is up to date ASAP. Blah, blah, blah.
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