Alcohol while doing low carb / Keto

vodka and club soda with lime is the cleanest drink i know.

not clean, but still the lowest calorie.

Vodka's, scotch, bourbons, whiskeys. Dry white and dry red wines. I mentioned in another thread, 2-3 Michelob Ultras or miller lites wont be terrible. There are some other low/zero carb beers, but not many in America.

I'm pretty versed in bourbons, whiskeys, and red wine. I've dabbled in white wine and scotch. I've tip toed in vodkas.

Don't worry about the calorie nonsense. Bill has a good write up on it on his calories proper website. In this context with low sugar, you are fine. Not to say that no
other health risks that may come up. And your body will hate you if you drink too much

Here is the study he used. You may need to use to internet magic to read it though.

r/ketodrunk is an actual subreddit for this exact question.

The drinking isnt the problem

it's needing a greasy burger, fries, or pizza for the hangover the next day

Combine the facts that I don’t drink like I did in college with really changing the way I eat, my tolerance level is absolute shite. I LOVE beer. My favorite is a pitch black porter or a smoky bourbon infused beer. However, they are really high in calories and alcohol content (for a beer), so they don’t help me reach my fitness/health goals. That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy them. I try to enjoy only 2 or 3 drinks per week, typically on Saturday evening after eating only a light meal until my dinner (cheat meal). You can enjoy alcohol, you just have to set limits.