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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.

Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:07 am to
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16090 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:07 am to
Sounds like you made it up to impress your internet friends
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16291 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 5:19 am to
Sounds like this lady is in the people helpin bidness and she is giving you help.

How dare you refuse to let her do her job!
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:11 am to
An associate of mine was canned for propositioning the cleaning lady.

Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:13 am to
quote:

blowjob

quote:

Kenner

quote:

58

quote:

not attractive


This thread checks all the boxes
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
31232 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 6:40 am to
quote:

She's like 58, not attractive, so no pics.



subtle "I'm like catnip to the old, unattractive women" brag?

Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2319 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:14 am to
Be polite and just forget about it. I see nothing but trouble here.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9322 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:22 am to
Obviously she wanted either 1) to actually give one or 2) to catch you agreeing and sue you for early retirement.


You should be careful with that
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7047 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 8:38 am to
quote:

I have mostly acted disinterested in anything she had to say.


I must say, getting offered a blowjob WILL change the dynamics of any casual relationship!
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
1619 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:25 am to
quote:

Take her to Chateau Country Club instead.


Might get a bj or some free designer undies from the Parish President there
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:26 am to
get one of those peen cams and go for it
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1584 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:28 am to
Why do you know the plant lady's actual age?
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17692 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:37 am to
She just wants a free daiquiri. And when you go, her husband will be hiding behind the store, then will kick your arse, steal your car, and take the rest of your shite.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16308 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 9:52 am to
Can you send me her contact info?

I have a few azaleas at the house that need to be watered.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39565 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:04 am to
quote:

My office has this too.

quote:

ame as OP, upper 50’s, not attractive, not necessarily unattractive, but a nice lady.


Congrats on the journey to being Eskimo brothers with the OP.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39157 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:05 am to
Weird way to advertise your daiquiri bar
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11810 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:07 am to
Better order the strongest daquiri they have.
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:49 am to
Keep it in your pants! It's a trap!!
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:51 am to
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Slippy
I feel like all of your threads are all try hard threads. Either stuff like this or trying to get down votes.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:53 am to
quote:

.free blowjob!

my arse! she was trying to get him to spring for a Daiquiri
This post was edited on 3/15/19 at 10:55 am
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:56 am to
Now I want a daiquiri.


You can blow yourself.
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