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re: American ISIS bride begs the US to let her go back to Alabama

Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:55 am to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:55 am to
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Hoover, AL, is a hotbed for all kinds of terrorism


Hell yea, most people who work in the SEC offices live in Hoover. The center of terrorism for LSU athletics
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13509 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:57 am to
frick her. She deserves to die over there with the rest of her goatfricking boyfriends.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84067 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:58 am to
She would only come back and be part of a sleeper cell.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101938 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:00 am to
If she's allowed back, wouldn't she be immediately arrested for treason?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:28 am to
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Because she's in a refugee camp



Well we don't need to kill em all. Just her.



and whoever happens to be sitting next to her. Eggs and omelets son.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43150 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:30 am to
Nope. She should have no right to come back to the United States, and absolutely should not be allowed to step foot in Alabama.

She’s committed treason by the way, so all that awaits her here is a tiny prison cell in a federal prison.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 9:38 am
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17141 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:30 am to
Life has consequences
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37849 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:31 am to
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Hell yea, most people who work in the SEC offices live in Hoover. The center of terrorism for LSU athletics


Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:39 am to
how much imbreeding is in your family line?
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 9:39 am
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13509 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:40 am to
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She’s committed treason by the way, so all that awaits her here is a tiny prison cell in a federal prison.


I’d like to think so. But I doubt it. I bet she’d go free. Our government is so pussified.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120022 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:41 am to
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Should've thought things through. Have fun in the sandbox.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
45251 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:43 am to
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American ISIS bride begs the US to let her go back to Alabama


Absolutely no fricking way. She made her decision and she gets to live with it.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:51 am to
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4525 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:57 am to
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If she's allowed back, wouldn't she be immediately arrested for treason?

Yes, but she's asking for a mulligan on that whole "inciting violence against Americans" snafu.

Even the worst women's prison in the U.S. has to be an improvement from a Syrian refugee camp. At least you know you'll eat, you don't sleep in a tent in the desert, and the chance of rape probably goes down significantly.
Posted by lsualum01
Member since Sep 2008
1755 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:02 am to
Can we at least see what's under the burka?
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:18 am to
Hell let her stay in Mississippi. She'll be begging to go back to the desert in no time
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10252 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:25 am to
I would accept her kids back if family was willing to take care of them. Her. Enjoy you new life. You earned it.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
6605 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:27 am to
She the one that’s pregnant? Heard them on the radio taking about a woman that’s late into pregnancy wanting to come back.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38922 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:29 am to
What is treason these days?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33285 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:35 am to
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American ISIS bride begs the US to let her go back to Alabama


Bismillah, we will not let you go,
Will not let you go.
Will not let you go.
Ohhhh oh oh oh
No. No. No. No No. No. NO!

Seriously, let her back in under the condition that she spends the next 2 yrs touring high schools and warning girls not to be dumbasses.

Oh Mamma-Mia, Mamma-Mia...
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 10:38 am
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