DrunkerThanThou

Tennessee fans say we frick our sister but when I compare the two, their sister was the better lay. ...

A common trap people fall when they hear something like this is they think it means if they keep drinking they’ll die the next day or something. When that doesn’t happen, they think the doc was wrong and keep drinking. Nothing happens for a couple years but eventually some medical event will happen...

[quote]activist Eddie Jones told reporters. “I cried all night, because someone innocent who did not deserve to lose their life, lost their life.”[/quote] My eyes damn near rolled out my head. These people are vultures. ...

Lightly chuckle then say “good one, now where’s your husband”...

Miles also had players going full contact days before a game. Toughness is one thing, but it’s another to physically tear down and exhaust guys. There’s a reason our line fell off in the back end of his tenure. ...

The fact that a hairdresser had that much viagra on hand means this was premeditated on her part. Ole boy was just the first fly to get caught in the web. ...

Cross Canadian ragweed...

China’s next generation of super soldiers are gonna have ridiculous calf muscles ...

Depends on brand. Scentless Loud or smelly silent? ...

If I’m not mistaken he did vote for it as senator. What makes you think that?...

Jill Biden cares about the title of First Lady. She couldn’t give a shite about anything else. You are talking about a woman who insists on being called doctor at all times for having a PHD in education...

MCain becoming president at any point would’ve led to our exact situation today. ...

Tennessee = UT texas = TU, ut, UTjr. The list goes on ...

Forgot about that. And here I was wondering why so many new TU posters were so unbearably weird and shitty. The desperate cries for attention had an eerily similar energy to Daniel’s usual pathetic posts. ...

[quote]Blewish Feminist Mermaid [/quote] Has to be a troll. There’s no way somebody describes themselves this way with a straight face ...

Oklahoma adds to the prestige and competitiveness of the SEC. TU is just the daddy’s money kid who thinks strippers actually like him ...

Not if they put a breathalyzer in his car. ...

You have to start a thread there posting your gf/wife’s pics. ...

[quote]FOOTBALL supersedes all this but by some people's reactions you'd feel they are getting a less than par football program, obviously it would be foolish to think this is true[/quote] The only people who don’t think this are Texas fans and people at ESPN trying to create relevancy through sh...

Personally not a fan of UT and OU joining but melts like this might change my mind ...