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Posted on 2/15/19 at 10:53 am to athenslife101
Roll Tide
Posted on 2/15/19 at 10:54 am to MountainTiger
a mess
She's a mess. He's a mess.
She's a mess. He's a mess.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 10:54 am to athenslife101
Jeezum
Posted on 2/15/19 at 10:54 am to Allyn McKeen
Get shed of somethin'.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 10:54 am to athenslife101
"That shite's harder than Chinese arithmetic"
Also related:
"That's harder than woodpecker lips"
"My dick's so hard, a cat can't scratch it"
"Harder than hammered cat shite"
Another one
"That's slicker than owl shite"
Also related:
"That's harder than woodpecker lips"
"My dick's so hard, a cat can't scratch it"
"Harder than hammered cat shite"
Another one
"That's slicker than owl shite"
Posted on 2/15/19 at 10:59 am to athenslife101
Hotter than a red fox in a pepper patch
Slicker than snake shite (I've never heard owl shite)
Big enough to throw a cat through (referencing the size of a hole)
Slicker than snake shite (I've never heard owl shite)
Big enough to throw a cat through (referencing the size of a hole)
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:00 am to athenslife101
-Scarcer than hen’s teeth
-Confused as a fart in a fan factory
-Crazy as a shithouse rat
-Meet me at Sonic
-Confused as a fart in a fan factory
-Crazy as a shithouse rat
-Meet me at Sonic
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 11:01 am
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:01 am to lowhound
Don’t worry about the mule , just load the wagon !
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:03 am to athenslife101
The hay is in the barn.
Alternate:
The cotton is picked & spun. Print the t-shirts.
Alternate:
The cotton is picked & spun. Print the t-shirts.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:04 am to razor55red
Don’t send a boy to do a mans job . Don’t bring a knife to a guy fight .
He drinks champagne on a beer budget
He drinks champagne on a beer budget
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:05 am to athenslife101
that's a geaux tigers
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:07 am to athenslife101
Let’s see said the blind man speaking to his deaf wife....
Some people add...... over the telephone
Some people add...... over the telephone
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 11:08 am
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:08 am to Pettifogger
dollar waitin on a dime
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:09 am to athenslife101
Fine as frogs hair
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:09 am to athenslife101
All y'all
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:09 am to athenslife101
“He’s touched” referring to someone who’s mentally handicapped.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:09 am to athenslife101
Happy as a pig in shite.
If someone looks confused or is staring they’re “like a cow staring at a new gate”
Busy as a three-legged cat trying to cover up shite.
ETA: As I sit here trying to think of some of these I’ve realized most of my colloquialisms center around farm animals and/or excrement.
If someone looks confused or is staring they’re “like a cow staring at a new gate”
Busy as a three-legged cat trying to cover up shite.
ETA: As I sit here trying to think of some of these I’ve realized most of my colloquialisms center around farm animals and/or excrement.
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 11:15 am
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:09 am to TouchedTheAxeIn82
shittin in high cotton
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