Tell me about a time you really fricked something up and got away with it.

Didn't use a condom on your mom.

Flipped an ATV while loading it in the back of my truck. No one else was around to get it off me. It would haves killed me or fricked me up so bad I night as well have been dead. As it was coming down on top of me I kicked it to one side just enough to miss landing on me.

Flipped a riding lawnmower off a truck. Ran it off the loading ramp.

Got a job doing steel framing. Built out an entire store wrong until it was pointed out. I hurried up and had it rocked and muddled to cover it up.
I could probably kool-aid man through every wall, but it was my first day and I wanted to look good.
Luckily the store didn't last long enough for my walls to fail.

Flipped over the railing at the new Alex Box Stadium and face planted onto cement from
8-10 feet.

It was rainy, I was sitting on the railing at the end of the section down the RF line, and was on my phone. Tyler Hanover hits a line shot to right and when I jerked my head up I lost my balance and flipped over.

I just remember hearing myself hit the ground. I got up. Oddly enough, the ball Hanover hit landed right by me. I picked it up and saw blood hitting it. I looked and my friends and the look on their faces wasn’t good.

I left the stadium in an ambulance and somehow only ended up with a concussion, swollen face, and several scrapes and bruises.

One weekend day in the past, teenage me was shooting a new bow and arrow I had received as a gift. ( Had a target too).

I got bored and started to shoot arrows straight up in the air, but not with alot of power to see where they would land.

After 3 or 4 shots pretty close to me I decided to pull the bow back full draw weight.
Couldn't even see where the arrow went until I heard a sound like something striking metal.( Our house had a metal roof.

That was when I had my oh shite moment, the arrow went through our roof. I saw it sticking out. I knew my Dad was going to kill me or at least take away the bow.
Fortunately my room was on the 2nd floor and the door to the attic was in my room. I ran up there, went in the attic and saw the arrow sticking halfway through the roof and the insulation.
I wasn't even thinking about telling anyone, so I pulled it out, went to the garage and got some silicone and a piece of aluminum and patched that sucker up.Covered the patch back up with insulation and never told anyone.
Parents ended up selling the house a couple of years later, I always wondered how long that patch held up.

I used to throw tennis balls at cars as a kid with friends. Caused an accident. Never admitted it. Luckily no one was hurt the guy got out and seemed fine before we booked it. Never did it again after that.

I put our entire town's water supply out of commission for about two days. When I was a kid (about 12 or 13), me and my friends were playing in the woods by my house. We were trying to scare some kids that were swimming in the creek and I hit a main water pipe that fed the entire town we lived in. It looked like a geyser had erupted. The kids described me to the police and they showed up at our house later that night. Me and my Dad were invited to the mayor's office and they were going to sue my parents but my Dad hired an attorney and after it was all said and done, the attorney found that the pipe was not covered to code. It was bare pvc and exposed. The attorney turned the tables on the city and said they are lucky I wasn't injured. The City dropped all charges.

After a drunken one night stand I pissed in a girls bed. I woke realizing what i had done went to the bathroom to finish pissing then I took off my boxers and just put on my gym shorts that were in the floor and still dry I slept on it until the morning like nothing had happened and went home quickly the next day. She never knew it happened and i often wonder how long she slept on those piss sheets.

Don’t wanna get into details but it destroyed a couple acres. My friend and I in jr high.