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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA

Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:25 pm to
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 5:25 pm to
I believe he said he put it in her booty without her permissions

Posted by cigsmcgee
LR
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 6:14 pm to
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I believe he said he put it in her booty without her permissions




Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4568 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 6:19 pm to
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where Ronaldo is seeking a transfer to ES Tunis


It's an extradition joke

Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7885 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 6:21 pm to
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Guess you haven’t read his statement where he describes how he raped her


Enlighten all of us.
Posted by cigsmcgee
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 6:24 pm to
google it. it was a big story.
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35242 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:24 pm to
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No I read his quote....where he described how he raped her
Could you please link the quote? Because there were a bunch of issues and unanswered questions with the story that the German ran, and his quote was essentially hearsay.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 8:27 pm
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9773 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:18 pm to
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I believe he said he put it in her booty without her permissions



That's surprise sex, not rape.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
45075 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:25 pm to
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Italy is about to get revenge for Foxy Knoxy


Thread hijack: That was a fricking fantastic Netflix documentary
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84894 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:34 pm to
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where Ronaldo plays for the club Juventus


Just say Juventus, not “the club Juventus”
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7885 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:40 pm to
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Thread hijack: That was a fricking fantastic Netflix documentary


Yeah, it was.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84894 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:41 pm to
Watch the Sunderland doc if you think that’s good
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7885 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:42 pm to
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google it. it was a big story.


I tried. All the results were about the warrant for DNA. I didn't feel like scouring through pages of search results trying to find it.

So, allow me to restate my humble request for the aforementioned quote.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
28513 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:48 am to
I guess that means he ain't coming to the MLS now...
Posted by Coeur du Tigre
It was just outside of Barstow...
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:25 am to
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"But given Der Spiegel claims to possess the damning documentation in which Ronaldo admits to raping Mayorga, there’s every chance the German publication has handed over this content to the relevant authorities. Whether or not a court of law and police investigators will be able to use this apparent material – given the manner in which it was acquired by Der Spiegel, via Football Leaks, and its possible breach of attorney-client privilege – adds another complex layer to the case."

LINK
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28114 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 4:12 am to
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Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA


Redrifle probably still has some he could give them. NBA players claim he doesn't swallow.
Posted by Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 7:53 am to
So...does she have to give back the money she agreed to
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17153 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:13 am to
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I believe he said he put it in her booty without her permissions


That's surprise sex, not rape.


Uh, pretty sure you can classify it as sexual assault if the woman expressly stated "Do Not Enter"
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17153 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:14 am to
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I guess that means he ain't coming to the MLS now...



he'll stay in Europe living the Roman Pulanski lifestyle
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95938 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:16 am to
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I tried. All the results were about the warrant for DNA. I didn't feel like scouring through pages of search results trying to find it.

So, allow me to restate my humble request for the aforementioned quote.
Here you go


quote:

"I fricked her from the side. She made herself available. She was lying on her side, in bed, and I entered her from behind. It was rough. We didn't change position. 5/7 minutes. She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her. (...) She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32751 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 9:18 am to
Uh, pretty sure you're an idiot if you think he was being serious.

"Surprise sex" is a phrase coined by Dave Chappelle, where he jokes that it isn't rape if you yell "surprise" before doing it, it's only surprise sex.
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