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Montezuma
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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
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She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her. (...) She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards.




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KiwiHead
LSU Fan
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Member since Jul 2014
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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
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I’m thinking they will have a hard time getting a good sample from fricking Italy back to Las Vegas


Warant will get lost and if Juventus is doing well, the Italian authorities in Rome will never receive it


tigerpimpbot
Jacksonville St. Fan
Johnsonville
Member since Nov 2011
53373 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
They'll have one of the Italian cops jerk off in a cup and send it back to America.


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SirWinston
New Orleans Saints Fan
PDX
Member since Jul 2014
40631 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
Comparing Darren Sharper to Christiano Ronaldo is ridiculous.

Dude did not rape anybody.

#StandWithChristiano

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lsupride87
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River Ridge
Member since Dec 2007
54180 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
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Dude did not rape anybody
Dude


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"I fricked her from the side. She made herself available. She was lying on her side, in bed, and I entered her from behind. It was rough. We didn't change position. 5/7 minutes. She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available. The whole time it was rough, I turned her onto her side, and it was fast. Maybe she got some bruises when I grabbed her. (...) She didn't want to 'give it to me,' instead she jerked me off. I don't know any more exactly what she said when she was jerking me off. But she kept saying no. 'Don't do it' -- 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."



Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
He apologized. What more do they want?


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tigerpimpbot
Jacksonville St. Fan
Johnsonville
Member since Nov 2011
53373 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
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'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."


Cristiano is a considerate rapist, not like all those other rude rapists.


lsupride87
LSU Fan
River Ridge
Member since Dec 2007
54180 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
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Cristiano is a considerate rapist, not like all those other rude rapists.


The woman said "im not like the others"


SeeeeK
Missouri Fan
St.Louis
Member since Sep 2012
13474 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
This thread, so much fail.

no "Jews Did This" gifs yet, c'mon. The MSB board is getting soft. If this was the OT, shite would of been posted by 4th comment.





wildtigercat93
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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
I believe someone posted it and it got whacked


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SeeeeK
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St.Louis
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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
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I believe someone posted it and it got whacked


Seriously???? shite Mods on MSB board.



castorinho
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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
It was the very first post


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tigerpimpbot
Jacksonville St. Fan
Johnsonville
Member since Nov 2011
53373 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
Dammit. Those pesky quotation marks ruin everything.


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Blueprint
LSU Fan
Member since Apr 2018
250 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
I hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.


wildtigercat93
Kansas Fan
Member since Jul 2011
85814 posts

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hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.


*as long as he’s pretty


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slackster
Stanford Fan
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
52504 posts

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Ronaldo plays for the club Juventus


By far the most shocking part of this excerpt.


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Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
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I hope you don’t have a daughter. If you do, let her know that’s it’s ok for a dude to frick her, while she says don’t do it.


I’ll let her know it’s not ok to go to the hotel room of eurotrash soccer players in Vegas.


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p0845330
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re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
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he can get any female in the world


Except he's a Soccer player. It was probably a guy.

Eta: Never mind. I actually read the article and it nullified my theory.
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SDVTiger
Hawaii Fan
Volcom Pipeline House
Member since Nov 2011
28770 posts

re: Las Vegas Police issue warrant for Cristiano Ronaldo’s DNA
Ppl still believe a paid club hooker didnt want the Ronaldo


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