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Terrifying moment American couple narrowly escapes machete-wielding bandits on rural road

Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:56 am
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:56 am
video inside link

Daily Mail
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:57 am to
Why didn't they run over these morons?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:58 am to
Video from north BR?
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5029 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:58 am to
they moved all the way to Kenya to open a crossfit gym?

Correct me if i'm wrong but i thought the majority of people living in Kenya are already ultra skinny
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 9:59 am
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73009 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:59 am to
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The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Kenya's capital in Nairobi around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym


Stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:59 am to
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The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym




too late
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 10:00 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 9:59 am to
why would anyone want to go to Kenya?
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51373 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:00 am to
quote:

The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym.


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:00 am to
People from Utah are fricking weird
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:05 am to
Why can't people just link the actual video instead of the shitty websites that have to load 1000 ads on a page longer than a football field?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52798 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:08 am to
Kenya post some pictures or quotes from the article?
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:20 am to
quote:

The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90848 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:20 am to
[img]The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Kenya's capital in Nairobi around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym[/img]

They avoided it this time, but they’ll get their Darwin Award
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83555 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:23 am to
Y'all think these type people sit down over a bottle of wine and discuss whether these type moves are worth potentially getting chopped into pieces by machete wielding pieces of shite?

Or so they just dive right in on a move to fricking Kenya?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20540 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:25 am to
quote:

The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym.


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:26 am to
Kenya seems like the perfect place to open a Crossfit gym. So much demand.

The wife is hot
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78321 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:36 am to
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in Kenya


in other news, i had to stand in line for 15 minutes to get a snowball at seaside this summer.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3187 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:49 am to
Honestly, moving to Kenya to open a CrossFit gym is more of a WTF story than being attacked with a machete in Kenya
This post was edited on 12/7/18 at 10:50 am
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71489 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:53 am to
Smart to back up and close his window, and smart to attempt not to ram them. Third world legal systems aren't exactly known for their fairness to outsiders, and who knows what running someone over with a vehicle will do to said vehicle.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6284 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:56 am to
quote:

The couple and their three children moved from Cedar City, Utah, to Nairobi, Kenya's capital, around three years ago to open a CrossFit gym.


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