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Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:29 pm to HaveMercy
Jews believe that the color of a cow determines mankind’s fate.
Just no.
Just no.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:29 pm to HaveMercy
We have red Heifers born here all the time...
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:30 pm to HaveMercy
Wasn’t this the plot of a South Park episode a few years ago?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:34 pm to HaveMercy
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it will mark the building of the Third Temple
The new US embassy in Jerusalem?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:44 pm to HaveMercy
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Long story short, get your shite together, judgement day could be right around the corner.
This post was edited on 9/24/18 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:54 pm to HaveMercy
Does the Red Heifer tastes the same as others? Asking for a Jewish friend.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:01 pm to Adam Banks
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So let’s play the what if game. Say this thing is all red. the Jewish people and nation of Israel will build a temple in Jerusalem in response to the red heifer what do you think the response will be from Palestinians hamas etc? You can say chicken or egg but the response from this is likely to trigger a sequence of events in a powder keg of a region that could spark a multinational war. Does that mean the prophecy/end times was for real?
Then Trump will come in and "utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority..."
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:04 pm to sportsaddit68
I did a little more reading and there is a group in Israel trying to make this happen. They are importing Red Angus embryos and sperm from the US in order to breed this calf.
So thanks Raise a Red Heifer In Israel gang for ushering in the apocalypse. Job well done! We really appreciate you ending the world!!
So thanks Raise a Red Heifer In Israel gang for ushering in the apocalypse. Job well done! We really appreciate you ending the world!!
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Almost three years ago the Temple Institute inaugurated its Raise a Red Heifer in Israel program. Due to laws restricting the importation of live cattle into Israel, the Temple Institute imported frozen embryos of red angus, implanting them in Israeli domestic cows. The pregnant cows were raised on cattle ranches in different locations throughout the country. The cows are giving birth this summer with several calves already having been born. One week after it’s birth, the newborn red heifer was certified by a board of rabbis as fulfilling all the Biblical requirements. The rabbis emphasized that the heifer could, at any time, acquire a blemish rendering it unsuitable. They will be inspecting the calf periodically to verify its condition.
This post was edited on 9/24/18 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:07 pm to HaveMercy
South Park already did it.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:08 pm to Adam Banks
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So let’s play the what if game. Say this thing is all red. the Jewish people and nation of Israel will build a temple in Jerusalem in response to the red heifer what do you think the response will be from Palestinians hamas etc? You can say chicken or egg but the response from this is likely to trigger a sequence of events in a powder keg of a region that could spark a multinational war. Does that mean the prophecy/end times was for real?
well if we can get them all together in one place, even if they are fighting each other, then we can just blow the whole region up and be done with these idiots.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:09 pm to HaveMercy
That kinda seems to go against the spirit of the rule even though its technically correct. You think God's up there being like "oh shite, they got me"
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:13 pm to jlovel7
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That kinda seems to go against the spirit of the rule even though its technically correct. You think God's up there being like "oh shite, they got me"
Well, these are the same people who have phones like this for the Sabbath because pushing buttons is considered work:
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:14 pm to jlovel7
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That kinda seems to go against the spirit of the rule even though its technically correct.
You've never dealt with orthodox Jews, have you?
Loopholes allow Orthodox Manhattan Jews to do forbidden things outside on the Sabbath.
They often take religious writings absolutely literally, so if a loophole is available, it's perfectly fine to take it because you follow the letter of the law.
This post was edited on 9/24/18 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:22 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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You've never dealt with orthodox Jews, have you?
They often take religious writings absolutely literally, so if a loophole is available, it's perfectly fine to take it because you follow the letter of the law.
I bet they have good attorneys...
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