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Meanwhile, In Israel, The All Red Heifer Has Been Born
Posted on 9/24/18 at 11:59 am
Posted on 9/24/18 at 11:59 am
And it's the end of the world as we know it??
The Red Heifer is a Jewish prophecy that says when an all Red Heifer is born in Israel, it will mark the building of the Third Temple and thus the return of the Messiah. This coincides with the Christian return of Jesus as the end of times.
Well, it looks like this heifer might have been born, the first born in Israel in 2000 years. They know this because there actually is a team of rabbis who have been searching for this cow. They are currently inspecting the calf to ensure that it was a natural birth, has not been used for work, is 100% red, no marks, and something about spring water, and of course born in Israel in a temple.
Long story short, get your shite together, judgement day could be right around the corner.
1st Red Heifer Born in Israel in 2000 Years Sparks Armageddon Fears
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:00 pm to HaveMercy
It’s momma was all red in the video
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:03 pm to HaveMercy
Another excuse for them to go to killing each other. This will turn out just peachy.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:03 pm to KingRanch
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It’s momma was all red in the video
Based on the source, it wouldn't surprise me if Angelina Jolie midwifed because she's leaving Hollywood forever.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:03 pm to HaveMercy
There are actually people dumb enough to believe in this shite, and people wonder why the world is fricked
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:03 pm to HaveMercy
Well, did they burn the damn thing or not?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:04 pm to HaveMercy
Why does God hate white hairs on cows? SJW?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:04 pm to HaveMercy
It needs to be sacrificed for the messiah to come back.
Sacrificed with its meat sold off to Burger King.
Sacrificed with its meat sold off to Burger King.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:06 pm to HaveMercy
Is this gonna affect the LSU-Ole Miss game?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:08 pm to HaveMercy
But they cited Numbers which was the old law. Jesus specifically says he fulfilled the old law.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:10 pm to Areddishfish
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But they cited Numbers which was the old law. Jesus specifically says he fulfilled the old law.
Well yea, they’re Jewish.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:11 pm to HaveMercy
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The All Red Heifer Has Been Born
Not sure what the big deal is. Most babies are born with one hair color and it can change dramatically. My son's hair was almost black and by about 2 years old, it was blond (still is).
Anyway, how does anyone know that this little redheaded girl will turn out to be fat? Isn't that a little presumptuous?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:11 pm to Areddishfish
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Jesus specifically says he fulfilled the old law.
Jews are taking a mulligan.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:20 pm to HaveMercy
It looked exactly like the mom?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 12:24 pm to 0
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There are actually people dumb enough to believe in this shite, and people wonder why the world is fricked
So let’s play the what if game. Say this thing is all red. the Jewish people and nation of Israel will build a temple in Jerusalem in response to the red heifer what do you think the response will be from Palestinians hamas etc? You can say chicken or egg but the response from this is likely to trigger a sequence of events in a powder keg of a region that could spark a multinational war. Does that mean the prophecy/end times was for real?
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