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Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:19 pm to OweO
Many years ago a middle aged woman of some attractiveness showed up for an interview for a scientific professional position in a low cut/party dress and stilletos. She said that she would do anything to get this job...
She had credentials for the position but it turned out she was desparate for employment due to being let go from her previous gig when her sugar daddy married plant manager dumped her when he was fired...
She had credentials for the position but it turned out she was desparate for employment due to being let go from her previous gig when her sugar daddy married plant manager dumped her when he was fired...
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:23 pm to OweO
I was working at a hospital a few years ago in IT. Had a cousin who has no college degree looking for a job. Good guy, will work, and on time... Well i got him an interview with maintenance dept/ yard crew at hosp. He interviews and leaves, the maint supv came by and i asked how it went.. he said, "to be honest man we are hiring the other guy" I was like dang, he is really good at mechanic work, farms, good old country boy that can do everything. He said well the other guy had a great interview and my cuz didnt.. i asked what happend. and he said well the main thing was we asked him what he knew about planting flowers and trees... and his response was " well, i can put it in the ground" lolololol
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:24 pm to OweO
Had a guy interview for an entry level position - little or no experience required.
When it got down to asking what kind of salary he was looking for, He replied, "Uhh, I don't know $83k sounds fair."
I laughed at him, thanked him for his time and walked him out.
When it got down to asking what kind of salary he was looking for, He replied, "Uhh, I don't know $83k sounds fair."
I laughed at him, thanked him for his time and walked him out.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:26 pm to OweO
Myself and our HR lady were doing our 2nd interview with someone last week for one of our Regional Sales Manager positions. We sell alot into Fire and Ambulance OEMs. I asked why he felt some of our products would be a good fit for these types of customers.
Dude, just goes. "I don't have to much experience with Fire and Ambulance, outside of the fact that firefighters love to masturbate in their fire engines in their down time"
Dude, just goes. "I don't have to much experience with Fire and Ambulance, outside of the fact that firefighters love to masturbate in their fire engines in their down time"
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:31 pm to kingbob
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A guy I interviewed with once told me I shouldn’t wait too long to have kids because we need to save the white race.
we have a winner...everyone else can go home now. See yall next week
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:32 pm to stat19
quote:Why were you asking an entry level interviewee what salary he was looking for in an interview?
When it got down to asking what kind of salary he was looking for,
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:36 pm to LasVegasTiger
Had a guy apply and list a website under his name on his resume.
Clicked the website and found it was his personal website which was exclusively dedicated to pictures of his cat dressed up in medieval costumes.
Clicked the website and found it was his personal website which was exclusively dedicated to pictures of his cat dressed up in medieval costumes.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:41 pm to OweO
Where I used to work, the general manager was interviewing a guy and asked the guy "Are you a people person, and if so explain why you are? (I think this is a douchebag question to ask in a interview).
The guy got kind of irate and told the GM that he thought that was a terrible question to ask and it deserved a BS answer, because that would be the only way to answer it.
The GM wound up hiring the guy, he liked how the guy was honest about it.
The guy got kind of irate and told the GM that he thought that was a terrible question to ask and it deserved a BS answer, because that would be the only way to answer it.
The GM wound up hiring the guy, he liked how the guy was honest about it.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:42 pm to OweO
I had a woman say once "I need this job so I can support my habits"
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:44 pm to LasVegasTiger
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outside of the fact that firefighters love to masturbate in their fire engines in their down time"
Posted on 8/10/18 at 3:56 pm to tide06
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Clicked the website and found it was his personal website which was exclusively dedicated to pictures of his cat dressed up in medieval costumes.
In 100% seriousness I would hire that guy. Shits funny.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:16 pm to sealawyer
I got a buddy an interview one time - he did well, but had to take a personality test before they would hire him. Dude got all nervous and answered the question "have you ever stolen from an employer" with "YES".
When I asked him WTF? - he said - well I accidentally walked out with a pen one time...technically that's stealing....
...and surprise surprise - he didn't get the job.
When I asked him WTF? - he said - well I accidentally walked out with a pen one time...technically that's stealing....
...and surprise surprise - he didn't get the job.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:24 pm to OweO
I interviewed a guy one time and asked why he wanted to work for the company. He said because his probation officer told him if he didn't get a job that week, he was going back to jail. Did not hire.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:30 pm to foshizzle
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No, we weren't looking for someone who could develop in PL/1 and COBOL.
Might not be something you were looking for, but I would fault him for failing to mention that skill. There are a lot of legacy systems, and the programmers all retired years ago. I’ve seen meetings when those systems are failing, and when you hear someon say “I know someone in Pennsylvania familiar with it” ...you are about to pay whomever he works for whatever amount they ask.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:36 pm to OweO
My family owns plenipotentiary interest in a certain worldwide petroleum based conglomerate.
I was looking for a personal assistant and interviewed a very shapely young lass. After I said something witty she burst out laughing. Then she very politely said "Excuse me, I just farted".
I hired her. Politeness counts. Plus it smelled like cinnamon.
I was looking for a personal assistant and interviewed a very shapely young lass. After I said something witty she burst out laughing. Then she very politely said "Excuse me, I just farted".
I hired her. Politeness counts. Plus it smelled like cinnamon.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:51 pm to tide06
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Had a guy apply and list a website under his name on his resume.
Clicked the website and found it was his personal website which was exclusively dedicated to pictures of his cat dressed up in medieval costumes.
Hey, I spent a lot of time working on those costumes.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 4:55 pm to lsuconnman
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There are a lot of legacy systems, and the programmers all retired years ago
Oh I know. But we specified that we were looking for a very different skill set which was not listed at all on his resume.
Posted on 8/10/18 at 5:06 pm to foshizzle
couple years ago had a guy come in for a field tech position.
we were discussing basic job description and expectations. we asked him how he felt about that and he gave the most honest answer ever.
“well, i’m not really a guy you can trust out of town like that. i’ll probably end up getting drunk and loaded in some bar and wake up in a crackhouse too stoned to know why i’m there. i mean i’m pretty much a frick up and always make the worst decisions possible and just do all around stupid shite when my wife isn’t around to keep me straight. “
we were discussing basic job description and expectations. we asked him how he felt about that and he gave the most honest answer ever.
“well, i’m not really a guy you can trust out of town like that. i’ll probably end up getting drunk and loaded in some bar and wake up in a crackhouse too stoned to know why i’m there. i mean i’m pretty much a frick up and always make the worst decisions possible and just do all around stupid shite when my wife isn’t around to keep me straight. “
Posted on 8/10/18 at 5:08 pm to NOSHAU
Because his entire interview was so fantastic I wanted to see if he stayed true to form.
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