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re: Unusual Things You Heard People Say During A Job Interview?

Posted on 8/10/18 at 1:33 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114115 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 1:33 pm to
What did you tell her?

And evidently she things one big orgy is awesome. Should have hired.
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10908 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 1:40 pm to
Get back to slinging those boxes baw.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19607 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 1:48 pm to
In my 20s, wrapping up an interview:

Interviewer: "Assuming there are no problems with the drug test, we'll be seeing you in a couple of weeks."

TheHarahanian: "What kinds of drugs will they be testing on me?"
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82086 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 1:55 pm to
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Get back to slinging those boxes baw.
Someone has to do it
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:00 pm to
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She then said, "That's so awesome. I hear it's like one big orgy."

quote:

Needless to say, she wasn't chosen.


What kind of idiot are you?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67245 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:05 pm to
A guy I interviewed with once told me I shouldn’t wait too long to have kids because we need to save the white race.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114115 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

A guy I interviewed with once told me I shouldn’t wait too long to have kids because we need to save the white race.





Seriously?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:15 pm to
I need off every weekend to go to Dallas. But don't worry I will tighten you up when I get back.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:17 pm to
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I will tighten you up when I get back.



What does this even mean?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45758 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:20 pm to
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Whenever interviewing male candidates, I like to put them at ease by reassuring them that they won't be expected to put out until the call back.

Screw that...I need to know up front if it's even worth a call back. They may not have to the deed, but they at least have to show me what they're packing.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:22 pm to
It means he will hook me up with free drugs
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37922 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:25 pm to
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They may not have to the deed, but they at least have to show me what they're packing


That thing better come with references
Posted by azcatiger
somewhere
Member since Mar 2011
4522 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:41 pm to
Miss Lady.
Pam or Pamn.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:43 pm to
I had a application that listed her (email) and yes it was a her as


itsallgoodinthehood@yahoo.com
This post was edited on 8/10/18 at 2:44 pm
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9335 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:47 pm to
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If I can prove it, how much are you willing to bet that someone told me that story?

A lap around the quad.


HAHAHA, it's funny because you can't walk, OweO!
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67245 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:48 pm to
Seriously
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114115 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

itsallgoodinthehood@yahoo.com


professional AF.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:48 pm to
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Having a rule about not being alone with two women seems very...presumptuous.


It isn't my fault I'm that attractive.
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:49 pm to
Interviewed a dude with an imperial storm trooper logo on his resume and a Star Wars esque email. Was an odd one.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/10/18 at 2:59 pm to
Interviewed someone who couldn't spell the name of his major field correctly. He spelled it differently three times on his resume, and each one was wrong.

And another one who was an older guy with plenty of experience in programming. He made sure to describe his experiences back to the mid-70's on his five page resume. No, we weren't looking for someone who could develop in PL/1 and COBOL.
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