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Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:27 am
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158844 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:27 am
-The McDonalds commercial with gabrielle union where she walks up to the random guy and starts talking to his burger like she wants to frick it, then when he looks up at her like "WTF?" she has the nerve to cock an attitude and say "uhh I'm talking about the burger" Oh yeah I'm the a-hole here, not the woman who ran up and basically put her face in my lunch.

-The dog walker app commercial to walk it out. All these commercials have shown me is professional dog walkers look about as weird as I'd expect them to be. Chloe seems like the single chick constantly posting pictures of her dogs on facebook calling them her children

-The chase pay app where the woman gets her hat eaten by the horse in the winners circle and then looks up at the jockey like he has to pay for that shite. Oh I'm sorry you wandered into the winners circle, put that ridiculous monstrosity in front of my horse, and he thought it was food.

On the radio but the amazon music commercial where the gay guys are reminiscing about a fricking junior high football game and the song their coach played at halftime to fire them up "burrrnninnng with deterrrrrminnnnattttion" its about ruined Hearts on Fire for me, which is not cool.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36196 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:31 am to
AREN'T YOU FRANK THOMAS?!?!

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:32 am to
John Cena telling me that patriotism is loving everybody in the world or some shite. That's not how I roll John Cena
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101938 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:33 am to
Pretty much all of them.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51516 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:36 am to
quote:

On the radio but the amazon music commercial where the gay guys are reminiscing about a fricking junior high football game and the song their coach played at halftime to fire them up "burrrnninnng with deterrrrrminnnnattttion" its about ruined Hearts on Fire for me, which is not cool.



This is my current most hated commercial.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81955 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:38 am to
Southern New Hampshire University - talent/opportunity
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:40 am to
The fricking Scientology commercial that ESPN plays during every single commercial break.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18665 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:43 am to
That microsoft surface commercial with the overly chipper black girl who loves all kinds of colors.

It's not a bad commercial, she's just too damn happy.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69429 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:43 am to
The one where the kid tells his parents he got in a single vehicle minor accident and he called the insurance company.

Arghh I would kill him. Too young and dumb to know sometimes you handle things without insurance. I bet their rates would go up $150/mo with a teen with accident
This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 9:51 am
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4492 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:49 am to
The one where you click on the ad for hot MILFs in your town and when you call you get some old hag with a two pack a day Marlboro hack. Totally misleading advertising IMO.

Oh wait, you said commercial, never mind.
Posted by McChowder
Hammond
Member since Dec 2006
5283 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:51 am to
Any pest control commercial using real roaches.
This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 9:53 am
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:53 am to
Any commercial on Investigation Discovery or American Heroes Channel. Programs are at regular volume but the commercials are so fricking loud. I have to either mute or turn them down every commercial break.

The Discover card ones are getting pretty annoying.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101938 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:57 am to
quote:

That microsoft surface commercial with the overly chipper black girl who loves all kinds of colors.


Oh yeah, the one where the average looking black girl living in New York City claims to have not known anyone that looked like her growing up.

Yeah.... right...
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13495 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:00 am to
Don't have a commercial but a type of one where instead of using one person to get the message across it's broken up among 12.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
61826 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:01 am to
*SXM Radio commercials for Patriot Software or Kars 4 Kids. Any time I hear those God-awful jingles, I immediately turn it.

*The "Tactical" sunglasses direct sales one
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86624 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:03 am to
yeah the frank thomas one is cringeworthy.

One of mine is the american family insurance one wiht that american idol singer, I think jennifer hudson? For starters I hate commericals (or anythign really) that pretends to be "real" with an unsuspecting person that is so obviously staged. There's no way they had a film crew, lighting, production setup, and everythign involved with a shoot for TV and this music teacher had zero idea whatsoever. Then the fake shots of hudson and the gang getting all teary eyed, bitch you aint crying nobody is falling for that. Then htey all get together at the end and sing the 3 word jingle with all the heart and soul of a choir of angels. It's a frickin insurance jingle and they act like theyr'e auditioning for broadway
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36196 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:03 am to
Whatever that commercial is with the smarmy black kid saying, "And it's steroid free!"

ETA: This little shite:

This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 10:06 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86624 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:07 am to
quote:

*The "Tactical" sunglasses direct sales one




Those are so bad they're good. They say "SPECIAL OPS" like 20 times in that commercial. And that main guy is way too aggressive, like you're doing something wrong if you don't immedaitely go out and buy some. And they have all these tactical situations like a green beret dude coming up from being fully submerged in water. Like when would a regular person be doing that? Then they interview "real people" wiht them on and they have such stupid responses. One guy is like "I can see really clear, across the field..which is good"
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:10 am to
People who aren’t senior citizens still watch live TV with commercials in 2018?
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:17 am to
Damn, I haven't seen the vast majority of these commercials.

The Liberty Mutual commercials get on my nerves though because it's ALWAYS the man's fault.
And the wife/mother acts like they have to clean up their mess every time.
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