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re: Time for a commercials that are pissing us off thread?

Posted on 6/19/18 at 1:43 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 1:43 pm to
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Pretty much every commercial now where they show every kid as a worthless little beta runt who can’t change a tire.




This.

What a fricking loser.

The other is the obviously very gay son who tells his parents that he wrecked the car in a drive thru line.

I'm as pro-gay rights as one can be, but we don't have to teach our kids to be pussies. I know some tough, normal gays.

Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81631 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 1:49 pm to
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a worthless little beta runt who can’t change a tire.
That one is funny.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 1:50 pm to
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That one is funny.



You like the beta kid who can't change a tire and love Dilly Dilly and hate the Davis Love singing commercial?

Is that right?

Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81631 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:13 pm to
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You like the beta kid who can't change a tire and love Dilly Dilly and hate the Davis Love singing commercial?

Is that right?

Absolutely. The kid's response of "Maybe?" is just so well done. The DLIII one is the cringiest of the cringe.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 2:14 pm to
We can't ever be friends.

Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 6/19/18 at 8:15 pm to
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Have we talked about that drug with the ingredient originally found in jellyfish? Am I supposed to be impressed by that?


I don’t know why, but ever time I hear it, I say to myself, “Jellyfish are pretty good.”
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81631 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 11:22 am to
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We can't ever be friends.

That's not news.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 11:41 am to
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my pillow guy,


Cant believe this guy with his weird shirts didn't make the list sooner.
This post was edited on 6/20/18 at 11:42 am
Posted by SOLA
There
Member since Mar 2014
3333 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 11:57 am to
That walk it out song is awful.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 3:39 pm to
Workday commercial where the neckbeard sings in an awful head voice, "I'm asking you sugar would I lie?"
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158761 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 8:04 pm to
I forgot the razor commercial where the guys buddies shave the smile in his head before the wedding, so he has to shave his head. Then he’s walking down the aisle with the biggest, rapist looking smile ever. Why the frick is his bride already at the alter anyway ?
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2032 posts
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:09 pm to
There was a Spectrum or DirecTV commercial recently with some fed-up black girl chucking her (I assume) ex-boyfriend's shite out a window. They even held the shot a few times to make sure it was clear that she knew he was standing down there. And at the end she huffs down and starts watching TV with this shite-eating smirk on her face.

Bitch. If that was my shite the cops would be the least of your problems.
This post was edited on 6/20/18 at 10:10 pm
Posted by Me
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2003
4820 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:05 am to
"take me home country road" girl running through a field and rocky creek with slick boots on.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:08 am to
I know it's been mentioned... but the stupid Chevy commercial where they are trying to sell me a vehicle based on it's Apple apps and a secret compartment. Not so secret anymore, is it shitdick?

And that's just about the last thing I'd care about when buying a new vehicle.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:13 am to
And then there was always the one where they were comparing the bed of a Chevy to the aluminum bed of a Ford, and intentionally dumping a load of busted up concrete in both trucks. And then taking a toolbox and basically slinging it into the bed. "See! The Ford bed didn't hold up like the Chevrolet!"

Well no shite, if you dump a load like that or slam a heavy tool box in any truck it's gonna frick the bed up.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158761 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:17 am to
the people in those commercials are wowed by the most mundane shite.

"OMG you guys won an award! I never would have guessed that!"

"OMG this malibu has a blinker?! Its basically a luxury vehicle"
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86486 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:28 am to
The old spice commercials have definitely jumped the shark. Back when terry crews and that other skinnier black dude were on them they were way outlandish but they kinda made them work. It's like their ad execs saw they were somewhat favorable, then a group of dudes in a meeting said "hey, crazy and nonsensical works! Crazier the better! Doesn't need to make any sense whatsoever at all, that's what the kids like. So let's literally just think of something that makes no sense"


The one in mind is the recent one where it's set in some old film noir kinda setting and some man and woman are longingly saying "old" and "spice" back to each other. It's painfully unfunny, makes no sense, doesn't accomplsih anythign, and doesn't advertise the fricking product! It's a deodorant for goodness sakes and the commercial has nothing to do with deodroant.
Posted by tigercubs
RVA
Member since Jan 2010
2325 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:49 am to
If y'all hate the Chevy commercials, check out Zebra Corner on YouTube ( LINK). This guy remakes all the Chevy commercials to make fun of them.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 10:20 am to
The Depends commercial featuring Jerry Sandusky.

Seriously wtf? Don't these casting directors pay attention to the news and say, hey this guy looks like that child predator from Penn state...maybe he shouldn't should be selling our adult diapers

Eta: the topper is that it is a "camping trip" spot. Yeah I wanna be in a tent with Jerry Sandusky in a diaper alone in the fricking woods. I am really angered by this spot.
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 10:29 am
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6373 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 11:03 am to
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The damn Samsung Galaxy Upgrade from iPhone drives me fricking nuts.


Isn't the pitch also to upgrade from an iPhone 6 to a Galaxy s9? So they're bragging about their newest model being better than a two or three generations old iPhone.
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